I'm Forever Your Drunk
Paul Abdul appeared on a local Seattle news show this week to promote the newest season of “American Idol” in a state that most would refer to as “blitzed out her mind.” Her spokesperson blamed Paula’s incessant weaving and questionable speech patterns on “technical difficulties” with the TV station, but Paula didn’t seem to have any trouble hearing the questions …
The many faces of Paula include:
Crazy Aunt Hilda ...
Cletus from The Simpsons ...
And the most classic drunk face ever. How many times have I made this face in the mirror after five cranberry vodkas? About 47,325.
For your viewing pleasure, the train wreck in its entirety: