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Monday, January 22, 2007

Hilary Redux
By PopCultureWhore

Chad Lowe’s new girlfriend, producer Kim Painter, is giving me a Hilary Swank vibe. It’s probably the bangs. I watched “The Black Dahlia” recently and had to turn it off because it was so awful. Josh Hartnett garbled his words and Hilary as a femme fatale was laughable. She should go back to Beverly Hills and romance Steve Sanders on 90210. That Ewok-looking child and Hilary’s early 90’s bangs had Steve wondering if he should unbutton the top button on his patterned silk shirts, trim the mullet and ditch the Corvette for a mini-van. Alas, it was not meant to be. Hilary had karate kids to vanquish and Steve had to develop a heroin addiction and throw Donna Martin off a cliff. Or something. Hilary's ex Chad, meanwhile, is prepping to help Jack Bauer save the world on '24'.



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