Happy New Year!
Happy New Year! I will return shortly after several weeks of a) holiday-inspired laziness and b) the lackluster amount of celebrity news of late. Britney passing out (ahem, falling asleep) at a Las Vegas club? That’s old hat for her by now. It would have been better if Sean P and Jayden had been there and inadvertently taken a swig of Mommy’s “special juice” while she was gone night-night.
For now, please admire my culinary skills. I used my mother’s monster red Cuisinart mixer to bake up some “whore cakes” for a Christmas Eve celebration. Nothing helps celebrate the birth of our Lord like pastries that celebrate sluts and whores (with Jesus and the Holy Ghost thrown in for good measure).