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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Get Used to Those Stripes Sweetie!
By PopCultureWhore



















I’m going to amend my “Letter to Santa” to also request that one of the more useless celebrities get sent to the slammer this year. It seems like Nicole Ritchie might already be on her way. As we all know, dumbass was arrested for driving the wrong way on a California highway while allegedly under the influence of pot and Vicodin. Unfortunately she already has a pre-rehab DUI on her record, so this second arrest could spell jail time. It’ll probably spell a slap on the wrist, but wouldn’t it be great if she (or someone equally as atrocious) actually had to face the consequences for illegal behavior?! At least the Department of Corrections would save money on chow with Nicole.

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Delusion Abounds
By PopCultureWhore

















Everyone gather round. We all need to weep for Naomi Campbell. You see, the poor, poor supermodel is a target of hateful and unjustified criticism and this lovely little lamb just can’t understand why! Certainly she didn’t mean to assault a handful of her assistants! "I just feel like I am a target," Campbell told Britain's Sky News. "People have told me for months and years, 'You're a target' but it's only just kind of sunk in that I am a target." I think we should start up a collection. Maybe buy her a Kevlar vest? I’ll gladly beat her with it … I mean, protect her delicate features.

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These Women are Scaring Me
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The NYT fashion and style page is usually a place where you can check your deep thinking at the door and indulge in random articles about liquid diets, Evite etiquette, what your potential suitor’s MySpace “relationship status” box means for you and what’s going on in the “real” Laguna Beach. But for the past few days, the top story has been about over-the-top holiday parties, with a picture of these women serving as one reason why you might want to avoid plastic surgery. Fish lips? Check. Orange fake and bake glow? Check. Cheeks reminiscent of the pulled chicken at Boston Market? Check. Ladies, it’s not a good look. Let’s acknowledge that you’re fabulous sans collagen and Dr. 90210’s trusty blade.

Speaking of fashion, did anyone see Barbara Walters fawn all over Anna Wintour during her “Most Fascinating People of 2006” special last night? Barbara asked Anna if Miranda from “The Devil Wears Prada” was anything like the real Anna Wintour, to which Anna said, “If Meryl came across as strong, then that’s ok with me.” No, I think what you’re looking for is “unbearable bitch of epic proportions.” Is that what you are Anna? What do you think of your former assistant who wrote a best-selling book about what a nut you are?! But no, Babs just giggled and asked if current events affected fashion. Snooooze.






















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