Wednesday, December 13, 2006
I’m going to amend my “Letter to Santa” to also request that one of the more useless celebrities get sent to the slammer this year. It seems like Nicole Ritchie might already be on her way. As we all know, dumbass was arrested for driving the wrong way on a California highway while allegedly under the influence of pot and Vicodin. Unfortunately she already has a pre-rehab DUI on her record, so this second arrest could spell jail time. It’ll probably spell a slap on the wrist, but wouldn’t it be great if she (or someone equally as atrocious) actually had to face the consequences for illegal behavior?! At least the Department of Corrections would save money on chow with Nicole.
Everyone gather round. We all need to weep for Naomi Campbell. You see, the poor, poor supermodel is a target of hateful and unjustified criticism and this lovely little lamb just can’t understand why! Certainly she didn’t mean to assault a handful of her assistants! "I just feel like I am a target,"
The NYT fashion and style page is usually a place where you can check your deep thinking at the door and indulge in random articles about liquid diets, Evite etiquette, what your potential suitor’s MySpace “relationship status” box means for you and what’s going on in the “real”
Speaking of fashion, did anyone see Barbara Walters fawn all over Anna Wintour during her “Most Fascinating People of 2006” special last night? Barbara asked Anna if Miranda from “The Devil Wears Prada” was anything like the real Anna Wintour, to which Anna said, “If Meryl came across as strong, then that’s ok with me.” No, I think what you’re looking for is “unbearable bitch of epic proportions.” Is that what you are Anna? What do you think of your former assistant who wrote a best-selling book about what a nut you are?! But no, Babs just giggled and asked if current events affected fashion. Snooooze.