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Friday, December 01, 2006

Was There Another Dance-Off?
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Britney and her posse of dunces hit LA nightclub Area Thursday night and who else was in attendance? Mr. Justin Timberlake himself. No word on if Cameron was there, but I hope there was a dance-off reminiscent of their rumored post-breakup dance floor standoff at Lounge in 2003. Actually, I hope he pulled her into a bathroom, gave her a Victoria’s Secret “free panties” gift card, slapped her upside the head for hanging with Paris and recommended the name of a stylist who can put in extensions without making them look like rat tails.

Paparazzi blog X17, meanwhile, has video of Britney being tailed by photographers at the gas station and into an LA hotel. It must be kind of a mind fuck to have these creepy people following you around. If I were a celebrity, I’d be conflicted as to whether I should just play along and let them snap or try to avoid them. The X17 camera guy tries to act like the knight in shining armor, telling the others to leave her alone, but then he doesn’t follow his own advice and continues to stalk her into the hotel. Classy!

The New York Post weighs in on the Paris-Britney-Lohan trifecta with its “Bimbo Summit” headline. The paparazzi who snapped Brit’s crotch claimed she was into it and didn’t try to shield her nether regions. Classy #2!


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Lohan in Fight Club 2?
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Lohan’s mother told Ryan Seacrest that her daughter attends Alcoholics Anonymous meetings because many of her friends do it and “it’s a positive thing” for Lindsay. This makes me think of “Fight Club” where Edward Norton and Helena Bonham Carter’s characters attend various support group meetings for attention even though they aren’t addicts. Maybe she’s doing a little research for how her life will likely end up in 10 years.

Lohan is also getting shit for the verbal diarrhea she had after director Robert Altman’s death. As soon as I heard he’d died, I knew Lindsay would have something stupid to say and sure enough, she wrote a lengthy tribute to her “Prairie Home Companion” director that included a blurb from the AA’s 12 steps (…) and concluded with her telling people to be “adequite.” Newspaper columnists jumped on her for being a moron, but Lohan’s publicist said that she was so “devastated” by the news that she quickly wrote something on her BlackBerry – something which the publicist apparently did not think to edit.


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John Krasinki, PCW Make it Official
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… or something. Actually, John (aka Jim from “The Office”) is teaming up with George Clooney to star in Leatherheads, a 1920’s romantic comedy directed by Mr. Smooth. John will play a college football star whose recruited by team owner Clooney, only to have his girlfriend (Renee Zellweger) dump him for George. Eh. It might be more interesting if George guest starred on The Office. He’s a little too Hollywood for Scranton, but that would be just the thing to completely unhinge Michael Scott and his delicate ego. As long as John does not join the cast of Ocean’s 14, I’m a-ok.

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K-Fed Gets Real (Annoying)
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Kevin Federline was so eloquent when and Britney appeared on their short-lived reality series “Chaotic” (see their dizzying tête-à-tête about time travel) that it makes sense that he should continue that tradition of television excellence. K-Fed is reportedly in talks with “House of Carters” creator Kenneth Crear for a solo reality sojourn. “I made Nick Carter look real and trustworthy,” Crear said. Um, actually you made him look crazy (see: Why I Don’t Trust My Brother, by Nick Carter) before his dumbass siblings overshadowed that craziness and made Nick look only marginally insane. K-Fed will not have four white-trash relatives to balance that out … or will he? Jayden James is probably sick of all the attention Sean P has already received and might want this to be his break-out role.

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