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Monday, November 27, 2006

Rich Assholes Get Comeuppance
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Frank Agnello, last seen spiking his hair and popping his collar on Growing Up Gotti, was pulled over and arrested in Long Island for having morphine and OxyContin in his car. The 16-year-old grandson of deceased mob boss John Gotti is scheduled to appear in court early next year. The Post says the teen runs a tanning salon. Uh yeah. The only thing he ran on his A&E TV show was his mouth. You know he’ll get like five minutes of community service, his mother will scream her head off, he’ll ignore her, play video games for 37 hours straight and she’ll buy him a new car.

Also in stupid, spoiled whore land, bi-curious party boy Fabian Basabe was also pulled over by cops in New York City and arrested for drunk driving and driving without a license. The son of an Ecuadorian millionaire was last spotted being a dick on E!’s “Filthy Rich Cattle Drive.” I literally hoped one of the cowboys on that show would shoot him during the night and dump his body in a ditch. Instead, he was arrested on Central Park West. His lawyer claims the arresting officers were “bumbling” and used “faulty and antiquated equipment” in an effort to bag themselves a “boldfaced-name defendant.” Yeah, I’m sure the traffic cops on the Upper West Side give a shit about Fabian Basabe, or have any idea who he is. I certainly wish I could erase him from my head.


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Mind Control?
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That's the only explanation I have for the continued friendship between Paris and Britney. He she is leaving Paris' house once again - and both are sporting a t-shirt that says "I'm Paris Hilton. I can do whatever I want ..." Britters looks like she's had a rough night. Her left shoe is missing the little gliterry bauble found on the right shoe. Is Paris just plying her with tequila behind closed doors so she looks like a smashed coke whore whenever they face the paparazzi? They even threw Lohan into the mix for the perfect white trash trifecta.



































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Stop The Madness!
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Can’t anyone make it work? Hilary Duff and Joel Madden are reportedly the latest super couple to call it quits. If a 19-year-old teen pop sensation and her tattooed, 27-year-old rocker boyfriend can’t make it, WHO CAN?!? Joel told attendees at a Chicago club where he was DJ’ing that he was single and ready to cruise for chicks. Obviously you saw this one coming. I’m sure Hilary’s sister Haylie had something to do with this. Joel was probably really offended by her constant abuse of leggings and oddly placed barrettes.

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Dumbasses
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When it rains, it pours. Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock’s pure romance is dunzo – again. Just four months after criss-crossing the globe for several wedding ceremonies, the sexually charged twosome have called it quits. Pam confirmed on her Web site that she was getting divorced, writing “unfortunately impossible.” Did she mean “unfortunately unavoidable” or did she mean that staying married to Kid was impossible? I going to stop because analyzing these two too much makes my brain hurt. Luckily, we’ll have one last opportunity to admire their short-lived union when the two appear on the cover of GQ next month and in these darling photos. D’oh.



















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