IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME!
The nightmare has ended. Britney has filed for divorce from K-Fed!!!
Five minutes ago I got a “CNN Breaking News” alert in my inbox telling me about the demise of the Britney, K-Fed love affair. You know, the things they also use to tell us about Korea and nukes, natural disasters and political scandals. “At least that proves she still has a career,” a co-worker remarked. It’s hilarious at my office, actually. Everyone’s so fucking excited that she finally ditched K-Fed. You’d think it was Friday already.
UPDATE: Click HERE for the divorce papers. I think she should've checked "incurable insanity" for the reason.