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Friday, October 27, 2006

Jake and Reese?
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My roommate remarked that Reese is “all Johnny Cashed tricked out in her Oscar and [Ryan’s] a little bitch doin' a supportin' role in CRASH. They're like the smart version of Jess and Nick. I'm actually EXCITED to see who she'll date now.” That got me thinking about who might be a good follow up for Mr. Phillippe and I’m thinking Jake Gyllenhaal. If I can’t have him, at least set him up with an intelligent Hollywood type instead snaggle-toothed, club hopping trash like Kirsten Dunst. Reese and Jake are working together soon in a movie called Rendition about a CIA operative, so it’s the perfect opportunity for a little matchmaking.

UPDATE: Did Ryan pull an Ethan Hawke and cheat on Reese with a Canadian waitress? MK from DListed writes, “I once had a drag queen tell me that she screwed him once in the mid-90s and he smelled like shit. Take that for what it’s worth.” LOL.

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“You Want a Zoloft? I Have Tons”
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Katie Holmes and Brooke Shields made nice this weekend at a private party despite the public battle over anti-depressants between Shields and Holmes’ fiancé Tom Cruise. While starring in “Chicago” on Broadway, Brooke said she’d leave two complimentary tickets for Tom and Katie at the box office – one adult and one child. After Tom came over to Brooke’s house to apologize in person, the two apparently put their differences aside. I secretly wish Tom went over there to get some drugs because Katie was suffering the post-baby blues. Even if you were, though, would you actually tell Tom Cruise that you wanted some meds? He’d probably lock you in the basement with vitamins and a treadmill until you got over yourself. Baby Grier looks like she knows what’s up and is desperately trying to escape!

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Reese and Ryan - Dunzo?
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Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe have split up, according to TMZ. "We are saddened to announce that Reese and Ryan have decided to formally separate. They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time,” said a spokesperson for the couple. The two were married seven years ago and have two children. They reportedly had a rather icy exchange at the premiere for Ryan’s latest movie, Flags of our Fathers.

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Starting 'Em Young
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Little David Ritchie, the newly adopted son of Madonna and Guy, is already sporting his Kabbalah red bracelet as Madge heads to the airport for a round of post-adoption interviews in the states.

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Not Playing with Buying Power
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Tickets for K-Fed’s upcoming Webster Hall show aren’t exactly selling like hot cakes. The wannabe rapper was scheduled to perform at the Manhattan club on Nov. 4, but Page Six reports that so few tickets have been sold that the event might be cancelled. A show in Cleveland was also apparently cancelled for the same reason. Shocking! I think they need to lower the ticket price from $20 to 20 cents, give everyone a handful of drink tickets and throw in a Britney appearance to make it worthwhile. Speaking of Britney, you can check out her duet with K-Fed on AOL music, which is streaming his entire upcoming album. Her song is about 30 minutes into it.

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Queen of the Night (Oh Yeah!)
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Whitney Houston was spotted at a Beverly Hills benefit this weekend thankfully looking more pop diva than crack whore. Houston said she “feels great” since splitting from husband Bobby Brown, while record producer Clive Davis promised “a killer album” from Whitney in the near future. I don’t think you can top Queen of the Night (“I got the stuff that you want!”) but I’ll certainly welcome any effort.




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This is How I Felt
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... this weekend. I didn't really even do that much, but I had about as much energy as this little spread eagle puppy. I'm back, however, so stay tuned for some pop culture goodness.

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Do You Want to Get Divorced?
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Well, first you have to get married – and who better to chronicle your journey to temporary happiness than MTV? The cable channel put out a casting call for engaged couples between the ages of 18 to 21 who are in the process of planning their upcoming nuptials. “Who says you’re too young to get married? You think you’re ready. Are you psyched?” the casting call asks. Psyched? This is marriage, not the log flume ride at Six Flags. They should save their energy and force some cast members from “Laguna Beach” to get married. I vote for Cameron and Jessica because they both seem to have such a healthy outlook on relationships.

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I Don’t Want to Know About You
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Hulk Hogan’s 16-year-old daughter Brooke made her debut on TRL this week. On their Vh1 reality show, the Hulk was so overprotective that he put a lo-jack system on Brooke’s SUV so he could monitor her location while on a date. He doesn’t seem to have a problem with her appearing on national television dressed like a low-rent Britney Spears circa 1998, however. She forgot her shirt … and her dancing skills. Someone needs an ass beating from BoomKat the super choreographer.

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Madonna and Child
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Madge made the big Oprah debut yesterday to tell her side of the adoption saga. She was very well spoken and calm throughout, but I wanted a whole hour of dirt instead of 20 minutes and then the Dixie Chicks. She said that baby David’s father had met with her in court and agreed to the adoption and she believed that the press’ scrutiny was the reason for any statements to the contrary. Madonna said she was worried that the negative attention this adoption has received will discourage others from adopting Malawian children. She and Guy now have custody of David in London and they’ll have to submit to 18 months of periodic visits from a social worker (“Can you imagine being the social worker going to check on Madonna’s kid?” asked my roommate) but then he is officially their child. She denied seeking advice from Brangelina, saying she’s never even met Angelina, though Guy is friendly with Brad because of their work on “Snatch.” I found it funny, though, that The New York Times did a review comparing Madge's appearance with President Bush's Iraq press conference. That either says a lot for Madge's staying power or not much for Bush's authority!

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