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Tuesday, October 24, 2006

I'd Like to Thank My Stylist
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Lindsay Lohan was given a “breakthrough acting” award at the Hollywood Film Festival for her role in “Bobby,” the upcoming biopic about Robert Kennedy. If accolades for this one are going to continue until Oscar season, pass me the vicodin and vodka right now. I can only imagine the ridiculous articles that would result from an Oscar win for Lindsay Lohan. I’m still getting over the fact that she was so astounded by Andy Warhol’s “15 minutes of fame” concept in that Elle article. Fewer shoes, more books, my dear.

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Save That Cat!
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On the now defunct show "Miss Seventeen," Seventeen Editor Atoosa Rubenstein waxed poetic about how the magazine aims to attract confident and intelligent teenage girls. That's probably why they put an amateur porn star and professional party girl on their cover. It could be considered ironic that her head is so close to the "5 Signs Your Addicted to Attention" headline, but I don't give Atoosa that much credit.

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It Tastes Funky
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“Flavor of Love” cast members are back to calmly explore their feelings after wrapping this season of searching for love with Flav. Women scream at each other through doors, a nervous director muses that they’ll probably need more security and New York promises to beat a bitch. Love is indeed in the air.

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Law & Order: Special Dipshit Unit
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck needs a reality check. She’s raving mad because a recent episode of “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” featured the rape and murder of a character named Elizabeth Hassenback. “The View” host figured that character naming was a dig at her, so she called the show’s producer to demand an apology. The producer said it was a coincidence, said “Goodbye lady” and hung up on her. Damn straight. No one except stay-at-home moms and pop culture whores like me even know who you are! Rosie is a bigger threat to you than SVU viewers. Hasselbeck said she doesn’t want to have SVU cast members on the show anymore. Christopher Meloni and Mariska Hargitay should consider themselves lucky.

Meanwhile, SVU is currently taking a swipe at Tom Cruise with an episode about a rock star who eschews psychiatric drugs, leading a teen to stop her bi-polar meds and mow down a girl with a BMW.



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SPF and JJF
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So the latest Spears-Federline offspring is indeed a male heir to his mommy’s Cheetos-dusted empire, but he is unfortunately not SPF redux. According to a birth certificate obtained by TMZ, the newest bundle of joy is named Jayden James Federline, not Sutton Pierce. I guess Jayden is better than Sutton, but Britney needs to dump both rugrats at daycare, kid K-Fed to curb and start entertaining my ass again.

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Newest High Holiday: Nov.18
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are making it legal on Nov. 18 in Italy, his reps tell People magazine. Is George Clooney hosting it at his Italian villa? That seems to be the go-to locale for any Hollywood couple considering matrimony. Katie’s straightjacket will be designed by Giorgio Armani and guests will likely have to pray to Xenu before the partnership is legal. Does getting married in Italy mean that Tom can avoid California community property issues and won’t have to duck out nine years and 364 days from now to avoid splitting his assets with Joey Potter? Of course not – they’re in LOVE and are going to MAKE IT, damnit.

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