Friday, October 06, 2006

Chanting for Lohan
By PopCultureWhore

Perfect home
Perfect man
Stay sober
Help a certain friend in Hollywood
Movie by July 1
Lindsay Lohan
Kate Moss
Having a baby with the perfect man that treats me well

Courtney Love has found serenity with Buddhism and she chants for the things listed above. That’s right. Dear precious Courtney chants for her dead husband, Lindsay Lohan and horses. The revelation is part of a documentary set to air on British TV. If Martin Bashir’s Michael Jackson sit down is any indication, I think a general rule of thumb would be to shy away from UK camera crews lest you come off looking like a total nutcase. Oops, too late! In another clip, Courtney just stumbles across the jacket in which Kurt killed himself. Super!

Kate and Owen Do Lunch, Ruin Lives
By PopCultureWhore

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson met up for lunch in Brentwood, Calif. Kate is rumored to have taken Owen as her luvah after ditching husband Chris Robinson. The Butterscotch Stallion is looking straight out of a Lands End catalogue with the pink button down.

Classy Porn
By PopCultureWhore

Scarlett Johansson teams up with performer Dita Von Teese (Marilyn Manson's wife) for a revealing spread in Flaunt Magazine. You know you've reached a good point in your career when you can pose in a leather tube top with a naked stripper and have it be viewed as art.

Master-Fed Theatre
By PopCultureWhore

K-Fed will make his acting debut on CSI next Thursday and as this clip proves, he is a diamond in the ruff (paid for by Britney). He plays a thug who antagonizes investigator Nick Stokes (yum), earning himself a punch to the gut. He displays an emotional range not seen since Tara Reid in "My Boss' Daughter." K-Fed’s debut album drops on Halloween and the maestro has posted a new song on his official MySpace page.
When Fish Lips Attack
By PopCultureWhore

Jessica Simpson gave TRL viewers a glimpse of the video for her next single, “I Belong to Me.” She pouts and makes exaggerated movements as usual, but what’s with the underwear in the bed? She picks up a pair and then tosses them to the side. Are those tightie whities? Did Ashlee bed her latest conquest in Jessica’s bed?
Whores in the Sick Bay
By PopCultureWhore

Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria slipped while coming out her trailer, bruising several ribs. She recovered quickly enough to jet to Paris for a rendezvous with ex-boyfriend Tony Parker. The two were snapped arm-in-arm earlier today

Farrah Fawcett is battling cancer, the former Charlie’s Angel revealed in a Friday statement. "I am resolutely strong and I am determined to bite the bullet and fight the fight while going through the next six weeks of cutting-edge, state-of-the-art treatment,” she said. “I should be able to return to my life as it was before at the end of my treatment.”

Designer Yves Saint Laurent collapsed on a Paris street Friday. “It was a hard fall but just a simple, common, ordinary accident that could happen to anyone,” says a spokesperson. Mr. Laurent was released from the hospital and is recuperating at home.

And in baby news, Desperate Housewife Marcia Cross will join Julia Roberts as a celebrity mom of twins, she revealed on the Ellen show this week. The 44-year-old star is due in April. Let’s hope Keisha Castle-Hughes is only having one baby. The 16-year-old (…) Oscar nominated actress (Whale Rider) is pregnant with her first child. She has been dating 19-year-old boyfriend Bradley Hull for three years.

Dina Trump?
By PopCultureWhore

Lindsay's mom Dina graves the cover of "The Boulevard" magazine, which touts Mrs. Lohan as "Long Island's Super Mom." Whoever styled the photo shoot needs to be reminded that it's 2006. Her shots look like leftovers from a 1988 spread with Ivana and Donald Trump.