White Trash Explosion
Britney is basically a white trash trifecta with polka dots, lollipop and a pregnant belly in a bikini, but it's at least a vast improvement from the disastrous "Dateline" interview look. An improvement that's Photoshopped to all hell, but an improvement nonetheless. Click HERE to read the accompanying article in which Britney fantasizes about murdering paparazzi and blames Madonna for putting marriage on her mind after the VMA "Like a Virgin" performance. I love me some Britney, of course, but girlfriend is not the most eloquent individual on the planet. I know we all want her to dump K-Fed and move up on the food chain, but after reading a few recent interviews and watching the "Dateline" disaster, I'm beginning to wonder if she actually could do better?! Forty lashes for me, I know, but she's seriously a dumbass. And these glasses below make her look like a porn star.