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Monday, September 25, 2006

Papa Don't ... Talk Ever Again
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Michael Lohan, Lindsay's jailbird father, is reaching out to his teen queen daughter via a British tabloid. "I hold you absolutely blameless for all that's been said and portrayed, as I know it has been under the advice of others, to sway both the courts and public opinion," he writes. "I also know the pain that comes with love, especially when two hearts and lives are divided. Sometimes we run — we seek to hide or just escape from the pain." Looks like someone is gunning for writing credits on Lindsay's next album! I love how the Sun describes her as "blessed with gorgeous, Celtic looks of red hair and freckles." And that they have a picture of her smoking a cigarette with the caption "Fags a lot Dad." WTF?

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Kitty Gets Last Laugh
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Looks like David Hasselhoff is keeping things civil with ex-wife Pamela! Reports this morning indicated that his youngest daughter Hayley had tried to kill herself Sunday night. Hasselhoff's wife Pamela, however, insists that the 14-year-old girl was just scratched by the family cat and that Hasselhoff blew the whole incident out of proportion to make her look like a bad mother. The Hoff claims his older daughter called him to say that Hayley was bleeding so he called 911 and told the operator that the girl had been "cut." He denies mentioning the word "suicide" but acknowledges that the dispatcher might have inferred otherwise. Ex-wife Pamela says she called Hasselhoff on Sunday night after the kid was scratched to say that their daughter was crying uncontrollably and might need therapy. Hasselhoff denies every speaking with Pamela on Sunday night. You know Fluffy the cat was just tired of the Hasselhoff drama and was trying to get her ass put down. Bitch has eight more lives left and she's not going to spend it watching re-runs of "Knight Rider."

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'Laguna Beach' Star Wins Prize
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For biggest dumbass. Jason Wahler, who has appeared on "Laguna Beach" and "The Hills," was arrested for the second time in recent weeks and charged with battery. I thought maybe he and roommate Andy Milonakis (above) were having a little Greco-Roman wrestling match in the courtyard of their Melrose Place-esque pad when Andy took it one step too far, but turns out Wahler and friend Kristen Deluca (below) got in a fight with an officer and tow truck driver and were arrested for battery. Wahler is reportedly out of $20,000 bail. Did LC front that cash? She gave up a Paris Vogue internship for this dolt; she'd probably give up her weekly allowance for him too! Deluca was the blonde Wahler was spotted making out with at this year's VMA's. She and her blonde locks are looking a little tranny-tastic.






















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Jessica Morphing Into 'Cat Lady'
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Whore Links
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Kate Moss is delusional and over skinny jeans (DListed)

Steve Tyler has Hepatitis C (Daily Dish)

Orlando keeps a stiff upper lip (A Socialite's Life)

Janet and JT not BFF (PeoplePosted by Picasa

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My So-Called Anarchist Streak
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Jared Leto. Scream 5? Maybe it's Maybelline? The Last Disco Samurai?























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