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Friday, September 22, 2006

It, Like, Hurts To Look At You
By PopCultureWhore




Jared Leto doesn’t like blogs, but we love him! Actually he might want to hitch a ride on the pretentious fuck mobile with Brad and Angelina, but we’ll always have My So-Called Life (and those awkward hugs with Colin Farrell in “Alexander”). Recall your teenage angst and the grunge era with this MSCL clip, where Angelina realizes that Jordan has made it to high school without ever learning to read. Maybe if he’d worn the eyeliner he’s sporting these days, he might not have been held back twice. Leto’s brother and 30 Seconds to Mars bandmate Shannon Leto also makes an appearance as the eternal cockblocker (“Catalano, let’s go!”).

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Dare to Dream!
By PopCultureWhore




Paris Hilton’s latest video is an homage to “The Girl Next Door,” the movie about a teenager who falls in love with the porn star living next door. The video for “Nothing in This World” features Paris as the object of desire for a dorky teenage boy. When she moves in next door, he asks her to walk through school with him, suddenly transforming him into the boy king of Anywhere High. Interspersed throughout the video, however, are little taglines, the last being “Dare to Dream.” That’s nice of Paris to think of the younger generation, but shouldn’t dreams entail more than walking the hall with an amateur porn star? Probably, but then again, Paris is “not like that smart.” Someone also needs to tell her that straddling things for sex appeal is so 1998. But so is her album. That's right, bitch!

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Firecrotch Extinguished
By PopCultureWhore






















The love affair between Lohan and Pink Taco owner Harry Morton is over after three months. Their story is now just a memory - like Burton and Taylor, Bacall and Bogart, Spears and Timberlake. People reports that Morton couldn't deal with all the drama, but you know that tool just wanted a little notoriety and something something from a 20-year-old. Now that he can skip the line at Hyde and Bungalow 8, who needs the accident-prone starlet? "Harry broke up with Lindsay yesterday (Thursday) at Chateau Marmont after they had dinner on the courtyard patio," a source tells PEOPLE. Getting one last free meal in, eh Harry? Looks like its tacos, margaritas and perhaps Paris Hilton from now on.

(People)

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