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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Meet Me In Study Hall!
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Mandy Moore is roughing it. I usually look a hot mess after traveling by air too, but I also probably make in a year what Mandy could take home after a few hours of whatever it is she does, so there’s really no excuse for this crazy ass jacket. Exactly what is on that piece of fashion gold? Skulls? Guitars? Little vaginas? Toilet bowls? It looks far too much like the jacket Jordan Knight wore during his 1980's appearance on Oprah. Stars for a STAR!


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Someone's About To Be Unemployed
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Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook made an appearance Tuesday for the premiere of their new movie, "Employee of the Month." Dane and Dex from "Punk'd" play Costco employees who vie for the attention of Jessica's character because she apparently has a thing for the wholesaler's employee of the month. It sounds like this should follow Paris Hilton's "Bottoms Up" and go straight to DVD, but I guess Papa Simpson has been working his magic. Jessica even did a little ensemble change at the premiere to show off the girls and then morph into perfect housewife mode.
























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BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stars apparently spent their summer vacations getting freaky. Dr. McDreamy and wife Jillian expecting twins (CP), as is desperate housewife Marcia Cross also reportedly expecting twins (CBB). Meanwhile, that chick from “Father of the Bride” and her country crooner husband Brad Paisley are expecting their first baby; jury's out on whether it will also be double spawn (ONTD). One couple who won't be shacking up is Matt LeBlanc and Melissa McKnight. They are now officially divorced after three years of marriage, one daughter and a fling with a blonde “Joey” co-star who looked almost exactly like McKnight (People)

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Ain't Yo Baby's Daddy
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Chris Klein ditched the asshole routine to politely deny having inseminated Katie Holmes with alien Asian Suri. "I haven't even heard people talking like that,” he said when asked about rumors that he, not Tom Cruise is the baby’s father. "It's definitely them, and they look so beautiful," he said, having gotten a glimpse of the recent Vanity Fair spread. He and Joey Potter don’t gab like girlfriends on the phone anymore. "We've been so busy that it's hard to keep in touch.” A far cry from his “I only date 8 to 10’s” Elle interview. Have the Scientologists gotten to him too?!

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Holy Moses
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The second holy child has emerged. Moses Martin looks a little dumbfounded, though. Maybe he's somehow related to K-Fed? Rumor has it that Gwenyth and friend Stella McCartney are trying to hook up their parents, Blythe Danner and Paul McCartney. I don't really see it, but stranger things have happened.

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Short-Term Memory Alert!
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Ben Affleck was on The Daily Show tonight and spent most of the interview discussing the paparazzi’s fascination with him several years ago. “I’d be in my underwear, heating up a burrito and [the paparazzi] would be on my lawn with a satellite link up,” he told Jon Stewart. For some reason, I totally blanked on what he was talking about. “That stint at Promises?” I thought to myself. “Did he trash a hotel room?” And then it hit me – fucking Bennifer! How could I forget?! I think I repressed the metrosexual makeover, Gigli, the house in Savannah, the Jenny from the Block video, the primetime interview at their home, J’Lo’s problem with Ben’s gambling, the wedding that never was and her deflated romp on a Miami Beach after it was cancelled. Sweet, sweet Bennifer. Thank fucking Christ you’re done and married to boring people.

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