Friday, September 08, 2006

Pussycat Dolls Will Die Soon, Right?
By PopCultureWhore

The Pussycat Dolls are performing with Elton John right now for the Fashion Rocks show. Well, they’re shaking their asses in the vicinity of Elton John while he belts out “Saturday.” Why won’t these sluts go away? I know Elton is campy, but the Pussycat Dolls? The tall brunette just kept screaming, “Yeah baby!” while the other presumably have their mics off and their packages neatly tucked. I guess they have to liven things up, given that the models standing behind Elton have about as much energy as a city morgue.

Whore Links
By PopCultureWhore

Little Mermaid musical? Will this one have sexual undertones too? (AP)

Ellen will host the Oscars next year (People)

Lindsay finds her crap (AP)

Jeff Probst is an idiot (The Washington Post)

Elizabeth Hurley lets the girls run free (Egotastic)

Couldn't have said it better myself (Best Week Ever)
50 Cent, Model Citizen
By PopCultureWhore

Who drives a Lamborghini in Manhattan? 50 Cent. The rapper was ticketed near Penn Station today for driving his pricey silver sports car with an expired license, making an unsafe lane change, driving an unregistered vehicle and driving an uninsured vehicle. Police took him into custody because of all the people gathered on the street to stare. "He was taken to the station only for safety reasons because a crowd gathered because of who he is," an NYPD spokesperson said. A friend of 50’s arrived at the station with the correct paperwork and he left without being arrested. No seriously, who drives a Lamborghini in Manhattan?! I get worried about my precious Saturn in this city and she had dent resistant side panels. But I guess when you're pulling in 50's salary, such vehicles are mere baubles to be tossed in the Hudson River when the fun is over. Besides, 50 needs to focus on his music. That homage to Diddy isn't exactly Grammy caliber stuff.
Angie Not Picking Out White Dresses
by PopCultureWhore

Brad Pitt is ripping off ideas from Charlize Theron. He told Esquire magazine that he will not marry Angie until gay marriage is legalized. I’m sure Rick Santorum is hustling back to Capitol Hill to rewrite his protection of marriage legislation as we speak. Brad said a bunch of other stuff about how his children are the light of his life, activism is awesome, Angie owns him, etc. But you’ll have to pick up the mag yourself because I'm getting nauseous. Posted by Picasa
Denial Friday
By PopCultureWhore

> Wedding planners (and divorce lawyers) around the globe were weeping today when Denise Richards and Richie Sambora shot down rumors of their engagement. At least that’s one good decision on the part of those two. The outfits? That’s another story.

> Britney Spears did not welcome Jailynn Federline into the world yesterday, but was instead noshing on south of the border cuisine at Taco Bell.

> Jessica Simpson denies firing publicist Rob Shuter, saying he is a "great publicist and a great friend." Still, Shuter would not confirm whether or not he still reps Simpson.

> The revealing photo of Lindsay Lohan exiting a Venice gondola was NOT photoshopped.