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Thursday, August 31, 2006

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Jack Black just introduced Paris Hilton as the "world’s most attractive producer of independent film." She and her racoon eyes introduced the All American Rejects.

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"This Is So Embarrassing"
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So pronounced my roommmate after the Pussycat Dolls won their tranny asses a moon man for best dance video (above). Uh, since when did strutting in short skirts and spreading your legs for Snoop count as dancing? They tried to thank Snoop for participating, but he gave them a look that said "Don't even talk to me." They beat Madge, Shakira, and Nelly Furtado, for God's sake. This is what happens when you let the kiddies do the voting.

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Yum Y'all!
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Online casino Golden Palace is the winning bidder for the vacuumed-sealed remnants of a Britney and Kevin snack. The company paid $520 on eBay for half an egg salad sandwich and a corn dog that Brit and K-Fed noshed on at record industry party. This is not the first time Golden Palace has made some questionable purchases. They also bought the grilled cheese that looked as though it had the imprint of the Virgin Mary on it as well as William Shatner’s kidney stones. Seriously. They also bought an original wedding invite for Brit and K-Fed’s nuptials. Enjoy that corn dog …

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Fugly Bridge
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Fergie and her fug face performed her single "London Bridge" on the red carpet at the VMAs. I really can't stand that song. I'd rather listen to Beyonce's "Ring the Alarm" and the song Farrell and Ludacris are currently singing on the VMAs ... shake your money maker? The Pussycat Dolls just showed up. The leader sing sang three words and the rest of them ... well, shook their money makers. It's a good thing they're adding another whore to their menagerie. I'm not sure they can handle all the rump shaking on their own. Posted by Picasa

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STD Arrivals ...
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Paris Hilton is taking the rock star thing a little too seriously.






















"I pooted."



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Can't Keep a Good Bitch Down
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Lil’ Kim just emerged at the VMA’s in an orange jumpsuit, escorted by two faux policeman. She recently left the slammer after serving a year for perjury. Judging by this production, however, you’d have thought she was wrongly put on death row for killing Jonbenet. “I’ve been around a lot of girls for awhile, so it’s only appropriate I present the best male.” It went to James Blunt, who looked a bit bewildered.

Justin opened the show with "My Love" and "SexyBack."

















After the performance, they cut to Jennifer Lopez, who was wearing some odd, gold head scarf. "Does she have cancer?" my roommate asked.



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More VMA Arrivals ...
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Beyonce struts in some prom-inspired gown. She's performing "Ring the Alarm" (bleh) tonight and then heading to Jay-Z's 40/40 Club for a post-show celebration.

















Nick Lachey looks like he just rolled out of bed. He looks like he's coming over to fix my fridge and caulk my tub.

















Monica arrives with ... a very large dog? She looks a little bow-legged.
















And some more Justin.

Diddy just appeared on the red carpet, but he refused to speak, instead having a spokesperson speak for him. Ooookay. He apparently has his own album coming out next month. I'm sure it'll be killer.

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Vanessa? You Forgot Your Dress
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Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo arrive separately at a pre-VMA party. Nick hit up Banana Republic beforehand, but Vanessa threw on some pasties and a towel and called it a night. Nick's ex-wife Jessica Simpson is faring a bit better in the fashion department - and the wheels department. She beat out 70 other celebs, including Lachey, to win a new Chrysler Crossfire SRT8. Right. Like she's going to drive a Chrysler. Is she wearing some of her Ken Paves clip-on hair? I'm going to try and score some of that just for kicks.






















Jessica's romance with singer John Mayer might not be as solid as the tabloids would have you believe. Mayer posted a message to his blog that said "Really enjoying this song" with a picture of Public Enemy's "Don't Believe the Hype."






















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Damn. She's Still Around.
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Justin and Cameron hit up a pre-VMA party at the Gansevoort Hotel's G-Spa Wednesday night. I'm not really digging the brown hair here -- or Justin's ginormous shoes and 80's metallic suit. I'll keep you posted on what he wears later tonight at the post-VMA concert at Roseland Ballroom :)

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MTV Reality Stars Hit Red Carpet
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Heidi and LC from "The Hills" rock the double-sided tape. I hope someone asks LC why she was such a toolbox and chose Jason over a Vogue internship in Paris. I'm tempted to jump in a cab, go down there and slap her upside the head myself.















Rev Run and the kids came out from Jersey for the show. They're actually quite a lovable family. Let's hope their hose beast of a (soon to be ex) Aunt Kimora doesn't rub off on them.
















Speaking of LC's ex Jason, here is with manchild Andy Milonakis. The funny part is that the tagline accompanying the AP photo on Yahoo! describes Jason as an "unknown male." LOL. How quickly they fall.
















Dude. Wearing a Johnny Cash t-shirt doesn't give you street cred. Or liquid dreams.

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Early VMA Arrivals
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Shakira will perform "Hips Don't Lie" with Wyclef tonight and is up for several awards.












Danity Kane, bitches! Aundrea and D-Woods look cute, but what's up with the hair on the other three? Shannon is rocking some retro Flock of Seagulls thing.














Ludacris looks vaguely like either Kid or Play from the "House Party" movies. I can't remember which is which.

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VMA Whores On Parade
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Rockefeller Center is decked out for tonight's MTV Video Music Awards at Radio City Music Hall. I'm hoping for some Britney-Madge-Christina kiss type of thing. In honor of that, here's the original 1984 Madge performance that inspired it all.

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Trump Assistant Gets the Pink Slip
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Carolyn Kepcher from “The Apprentice” got a little too big for her britches, so the Donald has fired her ass. The blonde executive spent several seasons on the NBC reality show telling contestants what’s what, but she was apparently not holding up her end of the bargain as the COO of two Trump golf courses. "Donald and I had different visions for my future role in the company," she said in a statement. "Donald has been an extraordinary boss and a great mentor over the years, and I will always be grateful." Translation: asshole. The New York Post reports that Carolyn let fame to go her head and neglected her Trump duties. For shame!

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Ready to Pop Star
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Brit took a stroll in Santa Monica on Wednesday, and it looks like she's ditched the white platform sandals finally. Though she claims to be waiting to find out the sex of her second baby, her registry suggests that the pop star might be adding a little sister for Sean P. Meanwhile, the eBay auction for the star's half eaten sandwich and corn dog is now up to $200 with 6 hours left ...

Also in the ready to pop category is Maggie G.

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Where's Joan Crawford?
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Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett went for old Hollywood glamour for the premiere of their new movie "The Black Dahlia" at the Venice Film Festival. I actually really want to see this movie, which also stars Hilary Swank. Hopefully it'll be similar to my old favorite, "L.A. Confidential."
















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