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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

"Daddy's On A Mission To Please"
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Click HERE to listen to another song from Justin's upcoming album. It's hot. Future Love/Sex Now ... I mean, Sounds.

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Daisy Gets It Done
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Jessica Simpson gets all Brady Bunch with hairstylist Ken Paves and dog Daisy (or is that Ashlee?) in ads for their new line of hair extensions. That's right - she's pushed jeans, crappy shoes, pizza, face wash, edible body gunk and now hair extensions. They will probably look about as authentic as My Little Pony tails.












Aww, Marsha goes on her first date. I remember wanting her dress when I saw this episode in reruns as a kid, but I don't remember the backstory on her date. I think she was embarrassed by her braces or something? But Mr. Brady told her she would always be more beautiful than Jan even if she were attacked by rabid pigeons, so Marsha felt better and began her legacy as the town slut.

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Art is Life. Life is Death.
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Lindsay Lohan isn’t all about parties and boyfriends and crash diets. She’s, like, also really into art and stuff. She and boyfriend Harry Morton hit up a Beverly Hills sculpture exhibit the day after the wrap party for her movie, Georgia Rule. Some of the work on display was from artist Damien Hirst. Given his penchant for working with trash, it was altogether appropriate that Lohan scurried over to view his stunning creations. Perhaps she’s working on an installation about the evolution of the side boob.

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K-Fed Is Gifted













"I actually got amazing-ass test scores on it. Not that it's the hardest thing in the world. But especially the math. I got pretty high test scores for the state of California."

- Kevin Federline, on his GED

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Bangalore? That's Hot
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India’s Central Board of Film Certification is on the fast track to becoming “My Favorite Whore” this week. They’ve labeled Paris Hilton’s “Stars are Blind” video too racy for their countrymen and have refused to play it on TV. Really, it’s no more racy than the Madonna and Chris Isaak videos she ripped off to create her own, but any excuse for that waste of space to spend less time in front of my face is fine by me.

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What a Whale!
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"Audiences were abuzz when co-host Jessica Simpson took the stage with comedian Dane Cook at the Teen Choice awards in L.A.’s Universal City August 20. But it wasn’t their flirtatious relationship that had fans talking: It was Simpson’s newly slimmed-down shape."

I think US Weekly is delusional. Jessica and Dane had about as much chemistry as two dead fish. And the photo above is their excuse for a “before” and “after” shot. WTF? If you really think she looks fat in that picture, you need to get your head out of your ass, eat more than grapes for lunch and stop trying to emulate this poor excuse for a wet dog.




















If you’re going to criticize, slam the fact that Jessica can’t read a teleprompter to save her life and shares comedic timing skills with Britney. Speaking of Mrs. Federline, word on the street is that Jessica asked Brit backstage at the awards show if she could kiss Britney’s pregnant belly, to which she reportedly responded, “Hell no!” Darling, that’s what you should’ve said when K-Fed suggested … well, anything!

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That's a Super Idea!
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Teams on the latest season of “Survivor” will be grouped according to race. Yes, you read that correctly. Those heading Cook Island will be placed with their white, black, Hispanic or Asian brethren to compete for the prize. Host Jeff Probst told The Early Show that producers got the idea amidst criticism that the show was not diverse enough. Uh, so rather than mixing up the cast, CBS thought it would be good to hearken back to the good old days of segregation for a knee-slapping race fight? Of course not, silly! Producer Mark Burnett said that he and all his genius casting peeps are “smart enough to have gotten rid of every racist person in casting." Oh, well then carry on, good sir!

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Fresh Pop Culture On Its Way





















Pop Culture Whore was out of commission today due to a business excursion, but I'll be updating momentarily with all your pop culture needs. Stay tuned.

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