Thursday, August 17, 2006

Do You Want To Be On Top?
By PopCultureWhore

Tyra’s back and ready to be fierce! “America’s Next Top Model” will return on Sept. 20 to select a model who will fade into oblivion as soon as the season finale credits roll. Anyone seen Danielle lately? That toothy girl from South Dakota? I spotted Eva on an episode of “Wild N Out” and I’m pretty sure that whole Naima thing was just a joke. This “cycle’s” batch of Kate wannabes are pictured above. In sticking with tradition, I predict that the ugliest girls will advance to the finals, meaning we’ll be seeing a lot of these two:

Head over to FourFour for hilarious recaps of seasons past!

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12 Steps to the Fridge, Pool
By PopCultureWhore

Looks like my prediction about Mel Gibson's rehab including nothing more than a flat screen TV and some Cheetos at his mansion was rather accurate. The National Enquirer (I know, I know) reports that Mel is not holed up at a celebrity facility like Promises, but participating in an outpatient program that allows him to remain at home. That way he can still have his regular Wednesday lunches with Sugar Tits. I'll give him props for coming up with such a catchy nickname in his inebriated state. Perhaps improv is in his future.