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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Dude, Where's My Shirt?
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I don't know what the hell these pictures are about, but click HERE to see more of Lohan lounging in fur next to a bottle of Jack and some pricey clothes and flipping off the camera. If only I had time to stand around open-mouthed in a g-string, pondering which Chanel bag would go best with my fake tan.

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Travis Barker Is a Moron
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Travis Barker is lashing out. A grammatically challenged MySpace blog posting emerged earlier this week in which Travis slammed his estranged wife Shanna as lazy and a bad mother. I was a little skeptical because the page looked like crap, he only had 25 friends and the posting was extremely incoherent. But surprise! Celebrities without publicists sound like they barely graduated third grade!

In an interview with People magazine, Travis said he posted the MySpace message because rumors “got so foul and so false that I wanted my fans to hear from me directly.” He blames Shanna’s jealousy for the demise of their relationship. It got “to the point where I couldn't have friends that were girls and I couldn't hang out with my guy” friends. As we saw on the show, Shanna spent most of her time in bed. “I wanted a mom (for my kids) that would wake up before 3 in the afternoon,” he said. If I had to go out at midnight to work, like if I had a show with DJ AM, my wife then goes, ‘He's out having fun.’ She'll get mad that I'm working at a place where she'd just like to go out and get drunk. And she'll go, ‘Well, you were out.’ No, I was working. I was performing.”

But seriously, is this stuff he didn’t pick up on? I got the picture about Miss Shanna after 23 minutes of edited MTV crap. He had to father two children, purchase a 4-carat Cartier ring and a Tuscan style mansion to figure that out. Duh.

His original rant has been erased from his MySpace, but click HERE to read it in all its incoherent goodness.


What's happnin'...gotta say this is wierd for me. I've never blogged or left a journal, or had my own website for EVERYBODY to read. I've always expressed my self thru my music/drums and Famou$ Stars and Straps. I've never had anybody flat out lie about me or say things so FOUL in the press either so there is a first for everything. It's important to me what my fans think, my fans are the fucking best...you'all are like me....were diverse, were colorful, were strong, we stand out,we're proud, we stand for something and most importantly we stand up for ourselves...when someone pushes you/us, NO MATTER HOW BIG we stand up and push right back before we let them have it....right? well im here to set the record straight about my divorce for anybody wondering. Here i will give you a walk in my life with Shanna Moakler. it starts around 5:30.(SHANNA SLEEPING) i wake up and get my babies....we play wit dinosaurs, numbers, we change dirty dipers, it's the best. Around 7am our oldest gets up(SHANNA SLEEPING). She gets ready for school and i make her "coffee milk" and a bagel. the other babies are knee deep in eggies and applesauce.(NOTE TO SELF: SHANNA DOESN'T EVEN TAKE HER DAUGHTER TO SCHOOL, her ASSISTANT DOES.) At 8am our nanny comes in, she is the best, at 9am we go on a walk, me and my son...we find pine cone tree's. At 10am i go to breakfast meeting wit the FAMOUS STARS AND STRAPS CREW(for those who dont know, thats my clothing line I started in 99') that i have built to help run the company wit me...they rule. At 11am (SHANNA SLEEPING) i return from breakfast and kiss the babies goodbye, it's time to drive to the FAMOUS wherehouse to go to a design meeting and visit my WAHOO'S restraunt(they are an hour from LA)....by the way SHANNA IS STILL SLEEPING. i get back from FAMOUS round' 2pm and i head over to my studio. (SHANNA IS JUST NOW GETTING UP:) SHANNA GOES TO GET NAILS DONE WIT HER ASSISTANT. During the hours from2pm-5pm im @ my $tudio working on the 44 record(my new band) in studio A and in B i produce trax for TOO- SHORT,B-REAL, PAUL WALL, TI, SKINHEAD ROB...it's my passion, music is everything to me...my way of expressing myself, IM A MUSO. Round 6pm i have dinner wit the babies and my nanny, (SHANNA IS
MY BREKING POINT............That brings me to week ago, i CAME ACROSS CONDOMS(WE DONT USE CONDOMS EVER) I WAS INFORMED BY OUR REALITOR SHANNA WAS DOING DANCING WIT THE STARS?(why wouldn\'t she tell me right? A MYSPACE ACCOUNT?(WHERE SHE POSTS PIX OF OUR CHILDREN AND HER AND I HALF NAKED???????WIERD??? A MYSPACE AFFAIR WIT SOME guy(DORK) AND RUMORS OF HER CHEATING. IMM\'A LAY IT OUT... I LOST MY MOTHER TO CANCER AT 16, IT BROKE MY FUCKING HEART. MY PARENTS WERE IN THE PROCESS OF GETTING DIVORCED WHEN THIS HAPPENED. WITH THAT BEING SAID.....I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR MY CHILDEREN. I WANT THE BEST MOMMY EVER FOR THEM....I TRIED, I WENT TO THERAPY WIT SHANNA. I LOVE SHANNA VERY MUCH, SO MUCH I HAD TO LEAVE CAUSE I\'M NOT THE TYPE OF PERSON TO STAY IN A SITUATION THATS UNFAIR AND UNFIT TO BUILD A FAMILY. WE LIVED A FAIRYTALE WHEN IT WAS RIGHT, NOTHING COULD\'VE COME BETWEEN US, I STILL MISS AND WILL HOLD THAT TIME WIT ME. BUT TO HAVE A WOMAN I BUILT A FAMILY WITH, I LAUGHED WITH, I PROPOSED 2, I LOVED MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS WHOLE WORLD, I WANTED TO GROW OLD WITH DO THIS TO ME, I WOULDNT RESPECT MYSELF...I\'D HAVE NO PRIDE, I\'D WALK WIT MY HEAD DOWN...THAT\'S NOT TRAVIS BARKER. I NEVER WANTED THIS....NEVER. MY HEART IS BROKEN AND A DREAM OF MINE IS GONE. I DON\'T KNOW IF I\'LL CHECK MY MAIL OR EVEN EVER \nTALK ON THIS AGAIN. I WILL KEEP GRINDING, REACHING FOR MY GOALS & DREAMS ,MAKE MU$IC FOR YOU TO DRIVE FAST 2 AND CLOTHES FOR YOU TO STUNT ON PEOPLE WITH.... AND I WILL BE THE BEST FUCKING FATHER TO MY BABIES. I\'M NOT SURE WHAT TOMMORROW HOLDS, YOU NEVER DO....STAY UP-I LOVE U GUYS. \n",1]
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M.I.A. NOTE TO SELF....SHE IS NOT AT WORK..SHE WORKED 6 TIMES IN THE LAST 4 YEARS, ROUND 8PM I USUALLY RECIEVE A TEXT SAYING SHE'S GOING OUT TO DINNER) Myself, im now going to play an X-GAMES party for DC SHOES wit my boy DJAM. By the way....we are working/performing. It's now 11pm, we are going on....we kill it, we have so much fun. (WHO KNOWS WHERE MY WIFE IS AT THIS POINT, CAN U TAKE ANY GUESS')Around 1am i get home....NO SHANNA, JUST THE SMELL OF PERFUME LIKE GNARLY. MY NANNY IS STILL AT THE HOUSE...(THIS NANNY IS ALSO TO REFERRED TO AS MOMMY at times:(). I SHOWER AND GET INTO BED, ROUND 3:30 AM MY WIFE GETS IN, DRUNK, LOUD CURSING CAUSE SHE HATES MY FRIENDS, HATES MY BANDS, MY WORK,HATES ME .... I GO TO BED AND REPEAT THIS EVERYDAY.... MY BREKING POINT............That brings me to week ago, i CAME ACROSS CONDOMS(WE DONT USE CONDOMS EVER) I WAS INFORMED BY OUR REALITOR SHANNA WAS DOING DANCING WIT THE STARS?(why wouldn't she tell me right? A MYSPACE ACCOUNT?(WHERE SHE POSTS PIX OF OUR CHILDREN AND HER AND I HALF NAKED???????WIERD??? A MYSPACE AFFAIR WIT SOME guy(DORK) AND RUMORS OF HER CHEATING. IMM'A LAY IT OUT... I LOST MY MOTHER TO CANCER AT 16, IT BROKE MY FUCKING HEART. MY PARENTS WERE IN THE PROCESS OF GETTING DIVORCED WHEN THIS HAPPENED. WITH THAT BEING SAID.....I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR MY CHILDEREN. I WANT THE BEST MOMMY EVER FOR THEM....I TRIED, I WENT TO THERAPY WIT SHANNA. I LOVE SHANNA VERY MUCH, SO MUCH I HAD TO LEAVE CAUSE I'M NOT THE TYPE OF PERSON TO STAY IN A SITUATION THATS UNFAIR AND UNFIT TO BUILD A FAMILY. WE LIVED A FAIRYTALE WHEN IT WAS RIGHT, NOTHING COULD'VE COME BETWEEN US, I STILL MISS AND WILL HOLD THAT TIME WIT ME. BUT TO HAVE A WOMAN I BUILT A FAMILY WITH, I LAUGHED WITH, I PROPOSED 2, I LOVED MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS WHOLE WORLD, I WANTED TO GROW OLD WITH DO THIS TO ME, I WOULDNT RESPECT MYSELF...I'D HAVE NO PRIDE, I'D WALK WIT MY HEAD DOWN...THAT'S NOT TRAVIS BARKER. I NEVER WANTED THIS....NEVER. MY HEART IS BROKEN AND A DREAM OF MINE IS GONE. I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL CHECK MY MAIL OR EVEN EVER TALK ON THIS AGAIN. I WILL KEEP GRINDING, REACHING FOR MY GOALS & DREAMS ,MAKE MU$IC FOR YOU TO DRIVE FAST 2 AND CLOTHES FOR YOU TO STUNT ON PEOPLE WITH.... AND I WILL BE THE BEST FUCKING FATHER TO MY BABIES. I'M NOT SURE WHAT TOMMORROW HOLDS, YOU NEVER DO....STAY UP-I LOVE U GUYS.
Tr@vi$SORRY FOR THE MIS-SPELLING/ TYPE ERRORS

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Duh, Duh, Duh
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Did Santino have a thing for one of his fellow contestants on last season’s “Project Runway?” In an interview posted on Bravo’s Web site and conducted by actor Ralph Fiennes, programming executive Andy Cohen says that “there was a rumor last season that something happened in Nick, Andrae, Santino, and Daniel's apartment. I thought that it was between Santino and Andrae but I can't be sure.” For real? Tim Gunn is going to be upset that he was played by his Red Lobster pal Andrae. “I don't know of any girls and boys hooking up, but most of our boys are gay, gay, gay,” Cohen says. No kidding.

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Stupid Spoiled Whores Return!
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The Laguna Beach crew returns tonight for another season of parentally funded debauchary and drama. Some gems gathered from the trailer:

“The only thing I’m worried about is losing my morals and my shoes.”

“Dude, the only way you can break up with her is to cheat on her.”

“It’s so annoying when people are rich and they don’t have a sense of style.”

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Paper or Plastic?
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Denise Richards plays the domestic goddess in the next issue of Harper's Bazaar. She says some dumb shit about having trusted Charlie Sheen despite his history with drugs and prostitutes and reiterates the fact that she and Heather were dunzo as friends before she hooked up with her husband Richie Sambora. Blah blah blah. I guess those pictures of her pumping gas in unmentionables were for Bazaar.

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Happy Birthday Madge!
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Madonna turns 48 today and PCW wishes her a very happy birthday. She looks better today than I probably ever will and I imagine that large cupcake I ate last night will not be helping matters. Click HERE for my pics from her last show at Madison Square Garden. She'll hit the stage at London's Wembley Arena tonight for a birthday performance. She heads to Dusseldorf, Germany in Sunday, where prosecutors have vowed to monitor her onstage behavior to make sure it does not offend anyone's religious sensibilities. Riiight.





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Butterscotch Sundae, Kate on Top?
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Was Owen Wilson the reason for Kate Hudson’s split from husband Chris Robinson? US Weekly seems to think so. Its cover story says that Kate and the Butterscotch Stallion got cozy during the filming of “Me, You and Dupree” and that Hudson has spent several nights at Wilson’s Santa Monica house in recent weeks. Kate does seem to like them scruffy, but it still seems like an odd match. Hudson’s rep had no comment, while a lawyer for Wilson says that any rumors suggesting Owen is the reason for the split are “absolutely false.”

On the subject of denials, US Weekly is taking great pains to prove that it often gets the story right, despite protests from publicists and the like. Last week’s issue featured an announcement of Jennifer and Vince’s engagement, a claim Aniston’s flak quickly denied. As a rebuttal, the magazine points to their cover stories on the splits of Nick and Jessica, Britney and Justin and Billy Bob and Angelina, as well as stories on Sandra Bullock’s wedding and Brad and Angelina’s budding romance. Inexplicably, they didn’t mention cover stories like the one on Britney moving out and dumping K-Fed, Britney faking her wedding to K-Fed, Nick Lachey dating Kristen Cavallari, Angelina canceling her wedding to Brad and Brad wanting Jennifer back.



















































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Don't Mess With B
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Beyonce debuted the video for her newest single, “Ring the Alarm,” and it’s rather curious. The alarm in question seems to refer to a woman’s intuition and knowing when your man is going astray, but the song seems a little too hard for Beyonce. She always looks uncomfortable whenever she strays into angry sex kitten territory and this song is no exception. It looks like she’s paying homage to some femme fatales, however.

Glenn Close in "Fatal Attraction"






























Roxie Hart in "Chicago"






























Sharon Stone in "Basic Instinct"































And Gwen Stefani's murderous character in No Doubt's "It's My Life" video?
















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Blender is Blind
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Paris Hilton is on the cover of Blender this month looking even more like yesterday’s trash than usual. She adamantly denies any drug use in the accompanying article, but these dopey pictures might suggest otherwise. She also discloses that her mother dissuaded her from engaging in oral sex by saying that the sucking caused “craters” in your face. How sweet. My mother told me all squirrels had rabies to keep me away from them – we’re like twins!






















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