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Monday, August 14, 2006

Love is Dead Part 3,235
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Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson are the latest Hollywood couple to go belly up. The couple has been married for almost six years and have a 2-year-old son, Ryder. Chris probably wanted Kate to cut their damn son’s hair already.

Meanwhile, Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards have ended the legal bitchslap that is their bitter divorce - for now. The split is not final, but they have "amicably resolved any outstanding issues," say lawyers. Phew. I wouldn't want anything interuppting a taping of "Two-and-a-Half Men" or preventing another beach getaway with Richie Sambora!

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Karaoke Affair
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Jessica Simpson made an appearance at the West Hollywood club Factory this past weekend to sing along with her own songs. She looked a bit uncomfortable being so close to the screaming masses – and is that Brian Austin Green as one of her backup dancers? She sang three songs – You Spin Me Round, B.O.Y. and Public Affair. She assumed the crowd would know the words to Public Affair, which they clearly didn’t. When she hold the mic out for them to sing you can hear her voice in the background. Did she learn nothing from Ashlee? Trent from Pink is the New Blog was at the show and was none too impressed:

She didn't come out until after 1 AM which meant that no one was able to dance for most of the night because everyone was crowded in front of the stage. When she came out I had a hard time hearing her (and I was right in front of the stage). Some music started playing and I thought it was just intro music ... it took me a little while to realize that she was "singing" to the song -- and by "singing" I mean the music was playing and she was singing along to it. She performed 3 songs (a cover of You Spin Me Around, B.O.Y. and A Public Affair) but really didn't sing at all. She did a lot of booty shaking -- and she jumped into the bored crowd for A Public Affair. Then she left the dancefloor. Everyone was really disappointed by this lame performance (her stylist kept yelling at the crowd to cheer and yell -- it was so sad). Everyone had this look of "that's it?" on their faces. After a little while she came back on stage to show the crowd that she can really sing and she did a really overdramatic acapella rendition of Amazing Grace. It was ... comical. When the song was finished she asked the crowd if we liked her boobs and her ass and then she took off again ... and that was that. I'm not sure what I was expecting ... but I guess I was expecting something better ... anything better. I always hear about these secret shows that pop stars do ... if they're all like this one, then they're really not worth attending.

She’s got nothing on Madonna’s pre-Confessions appearance at the Roxy or even Britney's "In the Zone and Out All Night" appearances back in the day.

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Shanna Gets Her Comeuppance
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Former Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker reportedly ended his marriage to actress and Playboy model Shanna Moakler because she was a lazy party girl who never spent any time with her children. Um, anyone with MTV and a penchant for reality TV could’ve told you that. Check out this clip from the show where Shanna loses the key to their new house when the movers are outside, claims to be exhausted after having done nothing and refuses to walk to their car outside to get her son’s shoe. “You’re stuck with me forever!” she says at the end. Oh well!

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When Side Boobs Attack
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Lindsay Lohan was free boobing it this weekend for all the paparazzi to see. Didn’t she feel a draft? A slight breeze from the click of all the shutterbugs? For someone with so much cash and free time for shopping, one would think she’d pick up something a little more fashionable than this burlap sack rag. I just got around to reading the full interview in Elle magazine by the way and this girl seriously needs a slap upside the head and some sort of formal education. At the end, she makes it sound as though she personally discovered Warhol’s “everyone has their 15 minutes of fame” comment before promising never to fall from the limelight. Then she was whisked away for a self tan …


















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Tucker Carlson?!
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The lineup for Dancing with the Stars has been announced and one of its stars is … conservative pundit Tucker Carlson!? WTF? Do you remember his interview with Britney Spears after she’d kissed Madonna on the VMAs. He actually asked her about politics and she responded by saying that we should trust our president in every decision he makes – a clip that eventually made its way into Michael Moore’s Fahrenheit 9/11 (above). I only hope Jon Stewart takes some time out to make fun of him on The Daily Show (queue Crossfire smackdown).

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Matt Lauer Needs Supernanny
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Matt Lauer is adding to his brood of camera-ready offspring. Despite persistent rumors of trouble in his marriage to wife Annette, they are expecting their third child. Lauer tells People that his five-year-old son Jack is quite the handful. “My son is a rascal. He'll have a glass of water in the living room. You'll say, 'Jack, do not pour that water.' And he'll look at you and … he'll pour it.” That’s not called rascal. That’s called brat. Did he ask Britney for some parenting tips during that Dateline interview? He needs Supernanny to school his ass on some respect before he becomes the next Brandon Davis.

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Dr. Phil Secures His Dynasty
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Jay McGraw, son of Dr. Phil, married Playboy playmate Erica Dahm this weekend in a pairing that is destined to join a string of successful playmate-pseudo celebrity matches. Let’s see, there’s Jenny McCarthy, Donna D’Errico, Carmen Electra, Nikki Ziering … Um. Well, good luck nonetheless. I wonder if Robin, Dr. Phil’s wife, has pulled Erica aside to share all her Stepford Wife ways. This woman is seriously in the audience of Dr. Phil’s show every day, giving coy little smiles when Dr. Phil talks sarcastically about his wife always being right. She’s occasionally pulled on stage to dispense advice about moisturizer and how to raise strapping young boys (shirts must be worn in the kitchen?). I assume she hands out homemade muffins and nuggets of inspiration during commercial breaks. There was some talk about Dr. Phil mentor Oprah being absent from Jay’s wedding. Uh, duh. If you were Oprah, would you take time out of your schedule to hang out with Dr. Phil’s dumbass son and her new soft porn wife? I don’t think so.

Click HERE for a NSFW glimpse of Erica and her sisterly pride ...


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TomKat Newest Rescue Rangers
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Tom Cruise must be prepping to pull the crazy train out the station once again, because his people are pushing a “Tom as Hero” story on the press. People reports that he and Katie came up on a car accident on an LA highway on their way home from the airport AND … drum roll please … they pulled over and waited for the cops to arrive. Great? He didn’t pull several babies from a burning car or create makeshift Jaws of Life using dental floss and some pliers? Years ago, there were reports that Tom had saved a boy about to be crushed by his ravenous fans and paparazzi and then came to the aid of a woman in a car accident. There were also reports that he saved a French family whose yacht had exploded off the Isle of Capri (…) but details, like Suri, were sketchy. He and Katie should totally give up the acting thing and become vigilante crime fighters. It’ll give Tom an outlet for his ADD energy and help Katie drop the baby weight. Everyone wins!

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A Match Made in Skank Heaven
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As the Israelis and Lebanese hammered out a cease fire plan this weekend, Paris Hilton also reached across the Hollywood borders to allow porn star Jenna Jameson into her circle. They were spotted at LA’s Hyde nightclub, skanking it up in style. I kind of envision Jenna as the dominant friend, telling Paris what’s what in a way that Nicole and Kimberly Stewart could never pull off.

Paris: I’m not going to have sex for a year.
Jenna: Girl, didn’t that monkey bite some fucking sense into you?
Paris: It’s not a monkey. It’s a kinkajou. He’s really sweet.
Jenna: Whatever. So where are we going?
Paris: Hyde. It’s really hot.
Jenna: You better pay for my liquor. I’m going through a divorce and Dave stole all my styling products, so I’m in a fragile state.
Paris: Totally.
Scott Storch: I’ll buy your liquor baby, and a car.
Jenna: Scotty, take your growth hormone and leave me the fuck alone. Batman called. He needs your help over at the abandoned warehouse. Run along.
Scott: Word.

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