Carlos Tries a Southern Peach
I spotted Carlos Leon, aka Madonna's ex and Lourdes' father, at tapas restaurant Alta last night. He came in with a skinny blonde who I later recognized as Marla Maples, Donald Trump's second wife. How did those two get together? Marla is 42 but was dressed like a college senior in a white wife beater with sparkles on the front and sequined bra straps showing. They were pretty chatty and eventually started showing each other things on their BlackBerries. A text message from Madge?! I could give two shits about Carlos and Marla, but I like to think that via six degrees of separation, I had dinner with Madonna last night.