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Monday, June 19, 2006


Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!
By Quiana Stokes


If you were under the impression you have already encountered the most intolerable woman you have ever met...think again. Meet Marsha, a thirty-year old executive assistant from the WE Channel's Bridezillas with the temper of a rabid pit bull. While she appears to be the picture of angelic perfection, her 27-year-old fiance Archie has reached his limit with her bad attitude.

How much does Marsha suck exactly? I have compiled a list of phrases no man wants to hear before their wedding day...all spoken by dear old Marsha.

1. Are you worth all of this?
2. Archie: You make me look like I'm this really terrible person.
Marsha: Right now, you are.
3. NO! I'm not gonna marry you.

Marsha, in fact was so terrible, the good people at Bridezillas took, not one, not two, but three episodes to cover her bitchiness. The other brides were bad, but nowhere near as terrible as she. Tune in to see her, you won't be disappointed.

Oh and Marsha...Thanks for keeping the stank black girl stereotype alive. We black women in the real world really appreciate it it...asshole.

Update: Marsha and Archie made it down the aisle, but her bitchiness (and penchant for televised drama) continues. She was on Dr. Phil earlier this year, apparently still demanding to be treated like queen of the manor. Check it out.

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Monday, June 26
Pop Culture Whore Hits the Streets



But to kick things off, Jude Law was spotted on Crosby Street in the SoHo section of Manhattan this afternoon with a blonde who was not Sienna Miller. I noticed her first actually thanks to her almost-white locks, fake and bake orange glow and leopard-print dress. Mr. Law looked like he’d had a tough night (week?) in a blue t-shirt, jeans and a pseudo mullet hairdo. Grungy, but not in a good way. He was also rocking the cowboy, bow-legged gait. Again, not in a good way. I tried to play it cool, but definitely pointed and announced his presence to my co-workers. Brilliant.

pic: static.sky.com

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