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Sunday, December 03, 2006

Paris Hilton: Friend of the Year
By PopCultureWhore

Paris Hilton is a lover, not a hater. To prove that point, she has backed out of hosting the Billboard Awards on Monday because the joke writers wanted her to make fun of some of her friends. "Paris did not want to say anything that could appear hurtful or embarrassing about people she knows,” her publicist/personal man slave told AP. Sure, Paris loves everyone – Lindsay Lohan, Rainbow Brite, Greek shipping heirs, whatever. You know she just can’t read the teleprompter. She can barely order fries from the drive-thru in a coherent manner. Billboard should be thanking its lucky stars she won’t taint its legacy with her putrid skank. Paris was rumored to have been hosting the show with new BFF Britney Spears, but someone reportedly slapped some panties on the pop princess and informed her that it would not be the best move. I hope for Britney’s 25th birthday, someone locks Paris in a closet and forces her to listen to her own album on repeat.



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