Get Used to Those Stripes Sweetie!
I’m going to amend my “Letter to Santa” to also request that one of the more useless celebrities get sent to the slammer this year. It seems like Nicole Ritchie might already be on her way. As we all know, dumbass was arrested for driving the wrong way on a California highway while allegedly under the influence of pot and Vicodin. Unfortunately she already has a pre-rehab DUI on her record, so this second arrest could spell jail time. It’ll probably spell a slap on the wrist, but wouldn’t it be great if she (or someone equally as atrocious) actually had to face the consequences for illegal behavior?! At least the Department of Corrections would save money on chow with Nicole.