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Monday, November 06, 2006

Poor K-Fed?
By PopCultureWhore

By some small miracle, K-Fed’s NYC show at Webster Hall Saturday was not cancelled and he did his Mr. Spears thing for a handful of drunken voyeurs, members of the press, tickets winners (losers?), bloggers and foreigners, but not Ms. Britney herself.

K-Fed slammed the media (again) for their negative portrayal of the wannabe rapper, but as Stereogum pointed out, “the media is hating on you because you suck.” They were also none too impressed with his dancing skills (“That shit was sad … Wasn’t that supposed to be the one thing at which he was actually good?”)

Michael K from DListed was also in attendance and even liquor didn’t help matters much. “I went to see this trash on Saturday night in NYC and let me just say that there were honestly like 150 people there. The joint holds 1600, so you do the math,” he writes. “I couldn’t tell if bitch is fat or not, because I was too intoxicated. Intoxication is a must if you’re watching this kind of mess. I’m not sure what took place, but there was a lot of crotch grabbing and a lot of “all the ladies in the house” type dialogue. I think at one point he made us chant “Fuck You K-Fed” over and over again [see video above], which was very easy to do. Second nature, if you will. The highlight of the evening was when the bartenders started screaming “We Want Britney!”

I'm torn between feeling a little (tiny) bit sorry for him, given that he's trying and all, but then again, most barely high school educated wannabe rappers don't get rap deals, Ferraris and shows at Webster Hall before ever selling one record, so if you can't make it work when it's handed to you on a silver platter (Britney paid for), then that's your own damn fault.


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