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Sunday, November 05, 2006

My Favorite Whore ... Hayley Rey
By PopCultureWhore













I found myself watching several episodes of “Dr 90210” on E! yesterday and I’m oddly intrigued by Hayley, the wife of plastic surgeon Dr. Rey. Earlier in the year, she was besieged by Nicole Richie’s “inability to put on weight” and dropped down to 88 lbs. after having her second child. Turns out she just “forgot” to eat. Who forgets to eat? I forget to go to the dry cleaners, mail my Netflix movies or pay my cell phone bill, but I never forget to eat. Doesn’t the tiny gremlin in your stomach give you shit for not feeding it on a consistent basis?

This problem has apparently rectified itself somewhat, however, because these days, Hayley’s big issue is the daunting size of her Beverly Hills mansion and the fact that all her close friends are at home in Montreal. She returned to Canada for the first time in six years in the most recent episode, where she saw old friends, the store she used to own and a former acting instructor – prompting her to surmise that perhaps Beverly Hills is just the land of vapid nothingness and her husband is its king. When she returned home to tell Dr. Rey that she really wants to develop a hobby outside her childrearing duties – most likely acting – he is more enthused to show her how he has re-arranged her closet, had various condiments canned and put their white Chihuahua on a diet in her absence. He prattled on about a few of his other achievements, but I was too blinded by the atrocious gray and pink pin-striped suit he was wearing.














All of this might lead you to believe that I can’t stand Hayley and think she should shut the fuck up and spend her husband’s money on something to stop her depressive episodes. But oddly enough, I kind of feel for her and wish she’d actually get it together. She started a business in Canada – start a business in Beverly Hills. Tell Dr. Rey to stop taking 5,000 jujitsu classes every week and come home and watch the damn kids so she can stop moping around and leave the house without a brat in tow. And eat a goddamn bagel.

Speaking of, here’s her husband in a Carl’s Jr. ad. Why would he promote a fast food chain? So people can eat it and require his liposuction services even more?

36 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never thought I would say such a thing, but I think the best choice for Robert and Hayley would be to get a divorce, and allow someone to adopt the children.

Robert's attempts to disguise his utter disdain for his wife is evident even in the way he speaks to the kids about her when she is not present, and the little girl seems to be pretty sharp, and is getting to the age where kids notice such things.

For her part, Hayley, for however annoying and neurotic a persona she may present, is quite right that she needs to get some sort of life for herself going, and I'm not sure that she would be any more effective as a single parent, though that is what she is now, for all practical purposes.

She understandably has begun to resent Robert's exaggerated self-absorption, and it is entirely possible that at this point, it might be difficult for this resentment not to spill over onto the kids, though she appears to have given it the old college try, I just don't get a sense that she is a woman who can compensate or overcome a bad marriage by finding fulfillment in motherhood.

I suspect that Robert, quite independent of his um, colorful personality, may be one of those guys who A) spent all his time going to school for most of his adult life, thus missing out on the amount of youth and "me time" that most folks manage to grab before settling down, and B) that he views a wife and children more like objects someone in his position should possess, living fashion accessories, as it were.

Not only do they "have nothing in common," they don't even enjoy each other's company. Robert has no interest in hearing what people other than himself, especially Hayley, have to say about anything, and Hayley has little interest in hearing Robert talk to and about himself, which is the only sort of conversation that interests him.

It is becoming increasingly uncomfortable to watch his not-so-thinly-veiled contempt for Hayley blossom, and her increasing realization that whether her motivations for marrying him in the first place may have been at least partially "financial security" related, being young and foolish and thus easily dazzled by the oiliest guy this side of a Citgo field, or a combination of both, she made a terrible mistake, and even more terribly, failed to realize just how terrible before reproducing twice, thus causing the world to contain two additional human beings who will suffer for it.

So, though neither of them have asked for my advice, if they did, here is what I would tell them:

Robert, while you await your inevitable sexual harrassment suit or ethics violation hearing (I disagree with PCW that his behavior towards patients stops at "borderline" inappropriateness) go ahead and spend your time in your martial arts classes. Date some of those pole dancers and Hooters waitresses. A few of the dimmer bulbs might be impressed with you enough to go out with you a second time. And let's face it, you're not a third date kind of guy, anyway.

Hayley, get your settlement and go buy your pet store back. Follow your acting dream in Montreal. Become active in the theatre scene there. Go ahead and do all the growing up you didn't get a chance to do, and a few years down the road, you just might meet a guy who is actually capable of caring about someone else, and you just might have developed into enough of an adult to recognize whether that is the case - or not.

Both of you - If there is a family member who could love and raise the kids, arrange a private adoption if you want to, but your own failings, your own errors in judgment - are not the fault of either child, and both children deserve a better shake at life than you, either together or separately, can give them, certainly now, and the case of Robert, at least, ever.

10:50 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hayley's a beautiful woman, wonderful wife and loving and devoted mother. She is tiny, yes, but she looks healthy in person. Hayley and Dr Rey are happy and normal.

1:40 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree she is beautiful, wonderful, but she does not look healthy whatsoever and if tv puts ten pounds on you how can she look better in person? get for real!

11:32 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she ain´t beautiful -not even pretty- and either wonderful. she complaints about everything in her life, otherwise seeing she is super lucky of having a good provider ando loving father. She does not deserve the kind of life she has, Im sorry...

3:47 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Robert and Haley Rey live a very dysfunctional life together. He is just as maladjusted as she is. It's obvious that they are caught up in a very superficial, materialistic way of living. The plastic world, pardon the pun. He is ruining their children by spoiling them, bringing them extravagant gifts and toys that mean little to them and that they obviously don't appreciate. The excess is disgusting. The little girl is obnoxious with a very annoying bratty personality, but that is a result of the way she is being raised. Haley is always thinking more is better in terms of the big house that will make her feel better. The only thing she wants less of is food, and as a result she looks very ill and unattractive, definitely not pretty or beautiful as some bloggers have said. I never hear them talk about the spiritual side of life or any philanthropic activities. She certainly hasn't mentioned working with any charities when she very well could to make this place a better world for people less fortunate than she is. Instead she opts for acting lessons. I doubt very seriously if she will ever succeed as an actress. I predict a divorce for them as their current relationship does not have a very strong foundation despite the children. She is always complaining,whining, and has no gratitude for the blessings in her life, and he is caught up in the superficial world of barbie doll plastic surgery. It's very sad. They are a very pathetic couple indeed and the children. All I can say is I hope they do not have another one.

12:55 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with you analysis. Now he is selling undergarments! They will do anything for the money. I hate how the kids are so spoiled. The little girl is a mess. Always crying and whining. My guess on this one is that Haley is good in the sack and lured Dr Rey in. She is clearly not his equal in the smarts department. Sex can only take you so far. I am sure at the end of the day he is quite bored with her. She is to him in a sense a baby making factory. If she does not want more, I think he will find a younger woman to produce his perfect children. I feel the most sorry for the kids. They are being raised by two rich disfuntinal partents that think Love can be bought. They will be train wrecks when they turn thirteen or so. Look at Hulk Hogans kids. They are a mess also. I am glad to be normal in Pittsburgh.My daughter is beautiful and does not need a man like Dr. Rey to tell her what to do. You are right about his clothes. They are awful. Haley thinks she is in high school with her jeans look. She never looks very adult. I think the movie thing is the funniest. Who will pay to see her? lol

8:16 AM

 
Anonymous Maria said...

Even I MUST get a life, because I am compelled to answer these comments. Haley is doing the best she can in a highly competitive "beauty" enviroment. I agree she should gain weight for long-term health. She could get back to her personal training sessions to put on some extra muscle and help build her bone density. She is entitled to a career, acting or otherwise. If she doesn't have household help - get that as well. A good nanny can help her with Sydney's fits. Remember guys, this is a TV show! We only see part of the story.

As for Robert Rey, I think he is amazingly well adjusted considering his feelings of inadequacy from his father's "rejection." I'm glad that got somewhat resolved.

I saw him selling the underwear at Sears in St. Pete, FL. I see nothing wrong with his making money, especially because he has the desire to help other poor people, which I'd like to see more often on the program. In person, he was great - complementary to the hundreds of women lined up to see him. One thing he said really touched me. A women commented that if she won the lottery, she'd come see him. He said, "Young lady, you've already won the lottery. You live in America, you're beautiful and healthy." How can you say he's so self-centered? Yes, he is type A and may be somewhat of a perfectionist, but he is trying hard to reach his full potential, which is more than most of bother to do in our lifetimes, let alone in 46 years.

Finally, even I don't quite have his taste in clothing. But, if you ever have worn something like "Sex in the City" stars or half the crazy fashions out there, would you be brave enough to show your individuality on TV for all to judge?

As for their relationship, at least they still have times where they compliment each other, unlike most couples I know.

I just hope they find peace at the end of each day. I say, "Go Rey's, Go!"

Finally, I hope each of us who has a fascination with TV lives, can live up to our own scrutiny and gain tranquility.

3:52 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the series and have seen a change in Robert & Haley's relationship. It's all to easy to say just get divorced but unless bitterly unhappy at least try and work at it. I agree he can be a little anal retentive and his comments to patients are cringe worthy but I hope for the sake of the third child arriving they will make it work and she should atleast look a little healthier weight wise whilst being pregnant if nothing else.

11:15 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I too have found myself watching a couple episodes of Dr 90210 and feeling attracted to Dr. Rey's wife, Hayley. She emboides everything that is Hollywood (i.e., long blonde hair, thin, perfect WHITE teeth, beautiful plump limps, good sized breasts and attractive clothing).

The sad part is I actually took the time to find out more about this couple on the net and find myself commenting on this blog.

Perhaps I need help! I too want to be perfect and ultra beautiful.

Last thing, one thing is clear from this show. Money doesn't buy happiness, but sure does buy a HUGE luxury home in the hills.

2:54 PM

 
Blogger Aethlos said...

...watching dr. 90210 - hayley rey talking about how robert didn't have any kind of rules or structure in his upbringing... then reflecting: "i was priveleged, but there were rules..." (implying robert rey grew up feral, ruleless)... then asking her twisted mother for "advice" so she can raise their children according 2 same, but STUPID F&CKING HAYLEY REY doesn't continue the logical comparison: robert grew up to be a PLASTIC SURGEON, and haley grew up 2 b a douchebag, trophy-wiferexic TOOL. so WHATEVER dr. rey does, he should NOT let that LOONEY B$TCH raise his kids... bcuz she's 2 retarded 2 understand that her huzzband is the heart/soul/brains of the whole operation. thus WHATEVER his parents did was BETTER than what hers did. DUH.. hayley is so pathetic - spending a million f&cking dollars rehabbing a KITCHEN... when it's her frontal lobe that needs all the work... omg... what an abomination. that kitchen was nicer than the average family home... hayley is a heinous spoiled rotten beeyotch... & that dominating b$tch mother is the 1 who prolly mader her anorexic... keep her away from dr. rey's kids .. has hayley rey ever even had a JOB? keep hayley rey's nutty mother away from dr. robert's kids!... ugh

5:42 PM

 
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3:28 AM

 
Anonymous Hayley said...

Hayley is absolutely gorgeous and has great breasts. What more do you want idiots.

8:02 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And those fake breasts were given to her by her husband like everything else.

6:24 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haley raised those kids by herself....he didn't have time between work AND HIS JUDO SH$$..and now dr rey wants to chime , home @ 1030pm and DISRUPT THE FAMILY??? He pays mute attention to his patients than he does to his WIFE AND KIDS!!!! VERY DISAPPOINTING!! Don't get me wrong, I love his work, he does a great job!!! But I think he needs to give Hayley A LOT MORE CREDIT!!!
DR REY IS ALL ABOUT HIMSELF AND HELD STILL INTERESTED IN OTHER WOMAN AND HIMSELF!! I would like to see how much SHit she will put up with....
DR REY, U AND HAYLEY BRIGHT THESE VERIFIED L BEAUTIFUL KIDS INTO THIS WORLD....IT'S NO LONGER "ALL ABOUT YOU", please think about your kids and quit being so narrow minded!
I used to , like you, now I'm turning towards Dr diamond and others

2:35 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So what! She raised those kids by herself! He didn't want to make time till it was too late.

2:43 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I totally agree the first comment

1:38 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pls are u thinking at all???

6:19 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Men find it hard being with a bitchy woman... How can he come home when all she does is to nag???

6:29 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just saw the latest episode on Next-flex. Haily should be so lucky that she was able to find someone who loves her for who she is. Most men with college degrees prefer someone at their own social economic level. Dr. Rey though grew up so poor, was humbled by the whole experience, that he didn't care about status. The women is so blessed, should be happy that she had a doctor for a husband. Deep down Dr. Rey's a good man but also very dysfunctional, has abandonment issues, that he settles for a negative, ungrateful person. He didn't feel he could get someone better or care for that matter. As it's said, intelligence has nothing to do with self esteem. The saddest think is Haily cant cook. That's okay just pick up the pieces elsewhere which she's too spoiled to do.

6:32 PM

 
Blogger Unknown said...

Wow you are right on some points but to say the children shouldn't be with their mother is completely crazy and most of all cruel. Who the hell are you?

9:16 PM

 
Blogger Tina Kenna said...

Wow you are right on some points but to say the children shouldn't be with their mother is completely crazy and most of all cruel. Who the hell are you?

9:26 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would Dr. Rey want to come home to a Nagging, ungrateful Bitch! She is NOT Beautiful snd needs Professional help. Home is supposed to be a sancuary, not a mine field. There is no Love or Respect at all! Get out on your on Haley and see how well you do by yourself since you are so wonderful. Haley would fall flat on her ugly ass and NO man would ever stay with her Bitchy Atiitude! If she wasn't so Nasty to him, Dr. Rey would want to be home. Their kids are turning out to be just like mommy. Way to go Haley! Raise your kids to be Nasty and Ungrateful for all that they have. I totally agree that she should do some charitable work, but that would mean being a decent giving human being. Beauty cimes from within and Haley is Ugly from the inside out. Dr. Rey is faithful and that means a lot! The fact that he puts up with her just shows what a decent person that he is! He deserves a wife that is Loving and Caring! Just look at the other wives of the other Drs, they are loving and their men are home because of that. Watching her makes me want to treat my husband even better. I rub his feet when he comes home tired and listen to him about his day. Get him whatever he needs to feel good and to relax because he deserves to be treated well and to be happy to be home with me. Try that Haley instead of being such a Nagging Useless Bitch!

6:34 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dr. Rey grew up poor and was treated very badly. Deep inside he is a little boy that wants to be loved and accepted. I doubt that he ever git to express himself in his own style of dress. Haley should be helping him not constantly degrading him. He would be home more if she was loving and not such a nasty bitch always nagging him and not giving him respect. Who wants that kind of stress when they come home.
Haley is a spoiled rotten little girl that does not appreciate anything. She married him for his money. She should get out on her own, pay bills and live a real life that is not hsnded to her. Haley should be doing charitable work. Give back instead of constantly taking. The business that she has was given to her. She has never done anything on her own and expects everything to be handed to her and not be grateful.
Dr. Rey has worked hard and has earned everythingthat he has. He deserves a loving family life, not a stressful battle everytime he cones home. The other Drs. In his life have a loving supportive wife and family, that is why they want to be home. Dr. Rey is faithful to his wife and that is a LOT! In his culture, men are very demonstrative with kisses and flirting to women. That is that is the way Brazillian Men are! He has overcome Huge Obsticles in his life. He has turned out loving and giving. That is Amazing! Most people that are raised that way are bitter and rude. Dr. Rey is Positive and Loving! Haley is Ugly from the inside out! She does NOT Deserve him and she is poisoning her children with the same ugliness. Let the Nanny give them the positive upbringing so that they do not turn out like her!

6:54 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dr. Rey grew up poor and was treated very badly. Deep inside he is a little boy that wants to be loved and accepted. I doubt that he ever got to express himself in his own style of dress. Haley should be helping him not constantly degrading him. He would be home more if she was loving and not such a nasty bitch always nagging him and not giving him respect. Who wants that kind of stress when they come home.
Haley is a spoiled rotten little girl that does not appreciate anything. She married him for his money. She should get out on her own, pay bills and live a real life that is not handed to her. Haley should be doing charitable work. Give back instead of constantly taking. The business that she has was given to her. She has never done anything on her own and expects everything to be handed to her and not be grateful.
Dr. Rey has worked hard and has earned everythingthat he has. He deserves a loving family life, not a stressful battle everytime he comes home. The other Drs. In his life have a loving supportive wife and family, that is why they want to be home. Dr. Rey is faithful to his wife and that is a LOT! In his culture, men are very demonstrative with kisses and flirting to women. That is that is the way Brazillian Men are! He has overcome Huge Obsticles in his life. He has turned out loving and giving. That is Amazing! Most people that are raised that way are bitter and rude. Dr. Rey is Positive and Loving! Haley is Ugly from the inside out! She does NOT Deserve him and she is poisoning her children with the same ugliness. Let the Nanny give them the positive upbringing so that they do not turn out like her!

6:57 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hale just Loves to play the Victim! Boo hoo poor me so much to deal with. The other wives are very pretty, but Haley is NOT! She has a crappy palor and eminates an ugly nagativity. She tries so hard to create this image of poor me, always the victim. She ia abusive, demanding and just foul to her husband. It is No wonder that he does not want to be home and sees marriage as something awful. She doesn't eat so that she can play the victim of a frail person with "sigh" so much to deal with. Oh how hard it must be to live in a 6 million dollar mansion with so much money to spend. Just saps the life right out of a person.
Try to donate some money to worthy causes, never mind her time because "sigh" that would just take away from playing a victim and giving to someone in REAL NEED just couldn't happen. Not buying the act!

9:19 PM

 
Blogger motherfreedomforever said...

All your guys comments are so useless. I think Haley is the envy of any woman very beautiful and so lucky to have Dr Rey. They are both such good people. With his job I bet its hard to have your husband looking at naked woman and trying to make everybody feel good about themselves. He just need to make his wife feel good about herself and his love for her and spend more time with her. That would be torture to have a husband gone all the time and not knowing where he is at, hard on her self esteem.

12:08 AM

 
Blogger motherfreedomforever said...

He is so lucky to have her. He should try to heal her self esteem ahead of making more and more money. She should be number one because she is hurting.

12:15 AM

 
Blogger motherfreedomforever said...

He should be helping his wife feel better not patients. Because one true love can be special forever and nothing should be more important than family. When you get old the woman will be gone the money the fame and if they help each other at least they'll have a love that never dies. In the end all you have left is family when your old. Why put family last.

12:23 AM

 
Blogger motherfreedomforever said...

Happy wife happy life. Rich is a happy family. When old if all that remains is money that equals misery. The women that remain will be whores. But he will always regret losing Haley.

12:26 AM

 
Blogger motherfreedomforever said...

I think they should spice up their love life and be each others sex slaves and do what the others asks. They should do one thing everyday that would help to renew their love complete surrender to one another's will.

12:36 AM

 
Blogger can you "hair" me now? said...

Oh my goodness people
Stop judging

I'm sure there's lots of dog shit in your own back yards too !!

Ever think what you say can hurt people ?

The tongue is like a two edged sword

10:44 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most of these comments are hateful. I don't know any woman who could deal with Dr. Rey's selfish ego and neglect of his marriage, home or family. If not for the money he provides, you would have left him a long time ago. Hailey doesnt need his money. She needs her husband to honor his vows and his wife and children. He's a great plastic surgeon but a failure at his marriage. She has a right to be as dour as she seems on camera. Obviously,the stress of trying ON HER OWN to make life, marriage and family work well has taken a toll on her self esteem, as well as her health and appearance. Maybe she spends more time on her children than she does in front of a mirror like the pathethic, conceited, self-serving people in Hollywood. Can't we just wish them both well and hope they each find happiness in the REAL world and learn what life is really supposed to be about? Most happy people are not worldly.

6:44 PM

 
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2:11 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He has NPD. He needs psychotherapy with her. Period.

5:17 PM

 
Blogger Unknown said...

Have you even seen the show??!! Happy? No! Normal?!? Definitely not!! Good parenting?? Doubtful! Aneorexic? Probably! ......Hey, is this Dr. Rey?! Lmao!!

6:13 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watching the show literally makes me cringe

11:44 PM

 

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