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Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Newest High Holiday: Nov.18
By PopCultureWhore

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are making it legal on Nov. 18 in Italy, his reps tell People magazine. Is George Clooney hosting it at his Italian villa? That seems to be the go-to locale for any Hollywood couple considering matrimony. Katie’s straightjacket will be designed by Giorgio Armani and guests will likely have to pray to Xenu before the partnership is legal. Does getting married in Italy mean that Tom can avoid California community property issues and won’t have to duck out nine years and 364 days from now to avoid splitting his assets with Joey Potter? Of course not – they’re in LOVE and are going to MAKE IT, damnit.



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