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Wednesday, October 04, 2006

The End Is Near!
By PopCultureWhore

Tori Spelling is with child! She and her Lifetime movie husband have consummated their marriage and will bring their demon spawn into the world. There’s no footage (yet) of this child’s conception, but I’m sure it was exactly like when Donna lost her v-card to David. “Do you like your surprise?” she coos. “Finally, you whore!!” David screams, momentarily thinking about just setting the beach house on fire with all those damn candles. But I guess Emily Valentine already had the pyro angle covered. Donna tells David that he “got so lucky” because he waited. Um honey, remember when he cheated on you by screwing that girl in the back of the limo? Yeah, that means he didn’t wait.

The soundtrack to this baby’s birth is going to sound something like this:



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