Stars Are Thin?
You know it's a slow news week when the tabloids put out the requisite "Are they too thin?" cover. How many times are they going to interview Portia De Rossi about having anorexia? Are they too thin? Of course they are, retards. Is putting them on a magazine cover going to encourage them to eat a burger? Uh no, it's going to fuel cigarette sales and get them into Area ths weekend.