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Thursday, September 14, 2006

Queen of the Night
By Telly Whore


















New York is in the mutha-bleep-ing house! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the reigning queen of reality TV drama made a special appearance on this week’s “Flavor of Love.” It seems Omarosa has finally ridden out her 15 minutes of fame, and been replaced by none other than New York.

If you missed season one (and I doubt that anyone really did), then prepare yourself for drama like you’ve never seen before. New York, the runner up for Flavor Flav’s love from season one, came back louder and more rambunctious (if that is possible) than ever before, still proclaiming her love and affection for Flavor Flav.

New York made her entrance at the end of last week’s episode. Flav in all his brilliance thought it would be a grand idea to bring New York to season 2 to “advise” him on his picks for love. New York exploded into the house with the mission to air out the losers, the lames, the fakes, and the wannabes. Basically, she came to rid him of anyone who didn’t love him as much as she does. I don’t think anyone in the entire world, including Flav’s mom, loves him as much as New York does.

















What was New York’s plan to dismantle this group of hopefuls? Well, it would appear by the rancorous insults and putdowns that spewed from her mouth into the shocked faces of the season 2 flavettes, that it was to goad each and every girl into a confrontation, where New York would ultimately come out victorious, thus forcing the girls to eliminate themselves. I guess I have to say her plan was somewhat of a success since Buckwild gave her clock back to Flav (and lost her “around the way girl” accent I might add) and left the house AND New York managed to swindle a semi-sincere apology from the bravado-laden Bootz.

I wasn’t planning on spending any energy on discussing the photo shoot for URB magazine featuring Flavor Flav and his girls, directed by New York, but there is absolutely no way I can skip over that super melodramatic scene written, produced, edited, and starring the one and only New York. I have no idea what really transpired, but right before the viewer’s eyes, New York changed into this crying, yelling, shouting, stomping two-faced monster. It was a tantrum to rival anything those bad-ass kids on Super Nanny can dish out. She was patted and petted, kissed and hugged much like any a parent would handle any insolent child.

















Other smaller but equally as entertaining plot points that receive honorable mention are Beautiful’s cold sore, Delishis and Krazy, the ex-b.f.f.s turned screaming-foaming-at-the-mouth mortal enemies, and New York joining the season 2 cast of Flavor of Love. Did I forget to mention that?

HEAR YE…HEAR YE…NEW YORK IS BACK AND THIS TIME SHE’S GOING TO WIN (or so she says).

So strap up viewers because we are in for a bumpy ride.

















UPDATE: Click HERE for somewhat NSFW pics of the contestants posing for KING magazine.

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