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Monday, September 18, 2006

Janice Whore and Tall
By PopCultureWhore






















Janice Dickinson knows how to make friends. She is currently manning her own modeling studio, which she is populating with dubiously attractive individuals, but she was just once a lowly judge for “America’s Next Top Model.” Girlfriend does not forget her roots. On fellow judge and former model/photographer Nigel Barker (left), Janice says that he was a “photographer for the gay rags, not Vogue.” Not to be left out, stylist Nole Marin (right) was a “fluffer for the gay rags,” Janice says. Walking coach Jay Alexander (Miss Jay to you) taught the girls to “walk like Clydesdales.” What, no vitriol for set designer/permanent fashion faux pas Jay Manuel? The man wore a skintight shirt with muscles spray painted on it, for God’s sake! That’s probably because when ANTM does bring Janice back for random segments (like telling the Asian girl she was “dead to me” during dinner), it’s usually a little partnership with Jay Manuel.
















Check out FourFour for a rundown on this year's competition. Cycle 7 premieres Wednesday on the CW channel. I'm thinking one of the twins get sent home, sparking a lifelong fight between the two to rival Kelly and Sabrina from "8th & Ocean." I actually saw those two doing some sort of ad recently, but I'm too lazy and apathetic to actually troll the web for it. They haven't earned my respect yet.


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