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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

The Hits Keep Coming
By PopCultureWhore






















Not to be outdone by her jet setting older sister, Ali Lohan will release an album of Christmas favorites, dubbed "Lohan Holiday." Some of the album's deeper selections include a little ditty titled "I Like Christmas" and "I Like Christmas [reprise]." Something tells me a typical Lohan holiday might involve a bit more liquor and cigarettes than Rudolph and the baby Jesus.

What would that track list look like if Lindsay were in the recording studio?

1. Chestnuts Roasting On a Firecrotch

2. I Saw Harry Kissing Santa Claus (for coke)

3. Angels That Were Really High

4. The Little Bouncer Boy

5. Chestnuts Roasting on a Firecrotch [Reprise]

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