Dad Of the Year!
Biggest diss? Rod Stewart tells daughter Kim that she doesn’t compare to Paris. “I’m always accusing my daughter of trying to be Paris Hilton,” he tells Blender magazine. Ouch. If I were her, I’d respond, “Just like you’re trying to pretend Rachel Hunter didn’t dump your ass by marrying someone who looks just like her?” Meanwhile, when Kim wanted to go on tour with Cisco Adler’s band Whitestarr, Rod’s only conditions were that Kim acquire her own hotel room and purchase a return ticket. “You don’t want to end up sharing a bed with someone you don’t know,” he wisely told her. Best answers? “Of course it fucking is,” when asked if his hair is all his and “It’s a nice knob,” apropos of nothing.