Harry Morton knows how to bow out of a relationship respectfully. Appear on Extra!, wear sunglasses and recap it with about as much as enthusiasm as someone reading from the minutes of last month’s co-op meeting. Lindsay Lohan’s ex said the glare of the media spotlight made their relationship hard to handle … which is exactly why he went to the media to complain about it? He also squashed rumors that his recent trip to Cartier was to buy Lohan an engagement ring. “You can buy other things at Cartier,” he said, before announcing he was in fact looking at lighters. Seems like Tom Cruise might want to point his “glib” finger at Mr. Morton.
For a little trip down memory lane, here’s a clip from The Daily Show during which Morton denies that his Pink Taco restaurant chain is named after a certain part of a woman’s anatomy. Sit back and enjoy his dulcet tones utter the phrase, “I mean, if it was vagina-themed, there’d be vaginas all over the wall.”