Monday, September 18, 2006

Aw Yeah, 26 More Years!
By PopCultureWhore

K-Fed is set to die at age 55 in the year 2032, according to a gerontologist hired by Blender magazine. Yes, you read that correctly. Blender took a brief break from the “thong” vs. “bikini” debate to hire a doctor to predict when celebrities will die. K-Fed will apparently be done in so early because of his heavy smoking and boozing. That means we only have 26 more precious years with our favorite freeloading rapper. Get ‘em before he’s an alcoholic with emphysema, ladies! Britney won’t mind. She’s too busy with the tigers.


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