Angie Not Picking Out White Dresses
Brad Pitt is ripping off ideas from Charlize Theron. He told Esquire magazine that he will not marry Angie until gay marriage is legalized. I’m sure Rick Santorum is hustling back to Capitol Hill to rewrite his protection of marriage legislation as we speak. Brad said a bunch of other stuff about how his children are the light of his life, activism is awesome, Angie owns him, etc. But you’ll have to pick up the mag yourself because I'm getting nauseous.