Nicholas Cage is absconding with his child bride and their new son to Bavaria. The “World Trade Center” star has purchased a castle there in honor of his mother. “Her ancestors are all from good old Bavaria,” Cage tells a German magazine. The 9,688-square-feet abode, dubbed Schloss Neidstein, sits on a hill and features 10 bedrooms and five bathrooms. He’ll probably move there, channel his “Leaving Las Vegas” character and become a raging alcoholic, refuse to let his 22-year-old wife leave the premises and only allow his son to wear lederhosen. When it’s a little too chilly, they can all travel to the private island in the Bahamas Cage purchased in May.