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Sunday, August 20, 2006

We're Still Alive
By PopCultureWhore





















K-Fed has pulled off his first TV appearance as a rapper and the world did not implode all around us. Mr. Federline closed the Teen Choice Awards tonight after an introduction from a rather well-endowed Britney (who was STILL chewing gum). It began with him sitting at a grand piano while two pint-sized K-Fed’s danced around him. He then launched into an average hip-hop song called “Lose Control” and basically just grabbed his crotch and shimmied around the stage for a few minutes. For a former backup dancer, I would’ve expected some better moves, but let’s remember who we’re dealing with here. Ironically, he also channeled Justin Timberlake’s first TV appearance as a solo artist during the VMAs and had a large boom box as his backdrop. There were unfortunately no cuts to the audience during his performance for looks of shock and awe. K-Fed did get a kiss on the cheek from Jessica Simpson for his efforts, but co-host Dane Cook clearly ignored him as the trio shuffled offstage. Other show snippets I caught included Nick Lachey announcing that being there with Jessica was “awkward” and several thousand teen girls almost having cardiac arrest when Johnny Depp showed up to accept his award. For old time’s sake, click HERE for an old Justin and Britney Teen Choice Awards clip.









































More pics from the show ...

Horizontal stripes? No. Her onstage outfit was much better.






















Nicole Ritchie's eating habits likely rubbing off on Mischa.





















Grizzly Adams takes the stage.















Sparkle, sparkle.




















This dress does not look comfortable.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the looks of Brit and K-fed truly money does not bring class or wise clothing choices.
Please someone save them.........

6:51 PM

 

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