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Friday, August 11, 2006

This Week In Spoiled Whore Land ...
By PopCultureWhore




















MySpace has become quite the spot for D-list celebs to spill their guts. Jason Wahler, the monosyllabic former boyfriend of “The Hills” star Lauren Conrad, has posted a grammatically challenged missive on the demise of their relationship. It’s not hot or sexy. He didn’t kiss his ex-girlfriend at a fashion show, tell LC he only wanted to be friends at a New Year’s Eve bash or get a hotel room for her birthday and then get pissy when she wanted to actually stay in it.

Basically, he says, they started arguing after a July vacation and then just drifted apart and had very little to say to one another. “I was out at clubs partying, and she was doing the same and our trust for each other faded,” he writes. He implores us not to think of him as “laguna beaches [sic] bad boy” and says that “Lauren will always be a part of me no matter what happens.” Translation: I’m here if you ever want to have sex again. He says “we dont [sic] go out of our way to hang out,” but comments on their pages suggest that the two had a mini-golf outing recently. How darling.

Lauren also posted some dumb poem about love on her MySpace blog, but I couldn’t get through it. But Lauren’s page links to Heidi, her roommate on The Hills and it looks like that's LC rival Kristen Cavallari in Heidi’s main MySpace picture? Also, Heidi had her named trademarked?

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