So Happy Togeeeeether!!
US Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are engaged, but the weirdest part of the blurb on the rag’s Web site is that the engagement happened on a private plane while the couple was returning from a vacation at “Girls Gone Wild” founder Joe Francis’ Mexican retreat. Does he rent it out to whoever has the cash (and a penchant for being secretly videotaped) or are these two friends with this guy? I refer you to the colorful LA Times article on Mr. Francis, in which he reportedly roughed up the female reporter assigned to cover him and his scantily clad empire. It briefly mentions that Francis hosted Aniston and Vaughn, as well as Lindsay Lohan, but that seems more appropriate. I’m not even going to comment on the Jen-Vince engagement rumors because who fucking cares?