A Simpson Silenced!
Jessica Simpson has lost her voice and a concerned America screams, “She sings?!” That’s right, kids. In a cruel twist of fate, Jessica has lost her voice just one day before the release of her new album, “Public Affair.” The former Newlywed has been forced to cancel appearances on TRL, Today and the Late Show with David Letterman so she can rest her voice. In Touch Weekly reports that Jessica is communicating via note pad and pen. Perhaps she got a gander of early reviews of her album, which AP said was full of “banal, ridiculous dance songs” and she disappoints vocally, “choosing to pant and vamp her way through a song instead of really singing.”