"She Is Beauuuutiful. Like Me!"
Add Penelope Cruz to the list of celebs who have spotted alien child Suri Cruise. Cruz, who dated Mr. Crazy Pants for a few years after they filmed “Vanilla Sky” together, told People that she has seen the child and that it’s “beautiful.” Ok, why are you hanging out with your ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend and child? Was that written into the contract? If I were Penelope, Cruise would be that straight-to-voicemail psycho ex and if I were Katie, I’d summon the powers of Xeon to banish the newly single Ms. Cruz from sight.