Next Stop: Deadwood
All too often I'll go to a funeral and think, "Damn, I wish that funeral director would disrobe and liven this place up." Well, my lecherous prayers have been answered in the form of the "Men of Mortuaries" calendar. They can bench press grandma's coffin and flex their pecks all at once. If Paris wasn't back with Stavros, you know she'd be all over this - the guy on the far right is looking particularly "undead" -- hot.
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