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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Manifest Destiny: Britney Style
By PopCultureWhore

Britney is packing up her belongings and heading out to the frontier. She’s tired of spending $235 for little Sean P’s spit up bibs and will instead fashion them out of straw on a ranch in Wyoming. Walking 10 miles to the nearest town will also make her totally ripped for that comeback tour that will shock the world and make us all forget about that bad, bad dream known as K-Fed. There, there. Just sleep. That’s it … shhhhh.



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