Making the Hose Beast
“Making the Band” has some competition! The new WB-UPN hybrid network, the CW, has ordered eight episodes of a new reality show called “The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll.” It will be led by PD founder Robin Antin, sister of hissy fit fan and “Blow Out” star Jonathan Antin. "At its core, this show goes beyond just finding a new Pussycat Doll; it's about female empowerment, self-discovery and personal transformation," said Dawn Ostroff, CW's president of entertainment.
I’ll wager the only “transformation” that will occur is taking dim-witted contestants and turning them into the best little whorehouse trannies Las Vegas has ever seen! Aren’t there already like a dozen Pussycat Dolls? Do we need another one? Thousands of nine-year-olds and Talan from Laguna Beach says “YES!” Audition checklist: fishnets, bikini bottoms two sizes too small, stiletto thigh-high boots and hormone medication. We wouldn’t want Pam to slip back into Paul mid high-kick!
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