Lohan to 'Entertain' Troops
Peace in the Middle East is on the horizon – spearheaded by Lindsay Lohan. The paparazzi magnet tells Elle magazine that she is looking to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton to entertain the troops. “Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous,” she said. Not to worry, Lindsay’s security guard is taking her to the gun range so she can learn how to fight off insurgents. Her motivation? Marilyn Monroe, of course. “She went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be." Can you imagine this one in one of Saddam’s mansions, doing blow off a golden staircase, making Harry Morton find an In ‘N’ Out Burger in downtown Baghdad?