Like a Boob Job in the Wind
Prince Harry was snapped feeling up his friend Natalie at a London nightclub while brother William, future king of England, took a few bleary-eyed sips of a martini. It’s good to see these two hanging out together. I’m sure they came up with a few brilliant ideas on how to make their kingdom bigger, better and brighter when Wills takes the throne. First order of business will likely be replacing some of the antique furniture in Buckingham Palace with a stripper pole. I love how the Sun newspaper capitalizes and bolds the word “BOOB” in the story accompanying these pictures just to make its point. Harry is reportedly dating a blonde named Chelsy Davy, who looks quite a bit like Natalie. But the picture of the duo below might suggest that Chelsy is not the most stimulating conversationalist.
UPDATE: The Guardian newspaper reports that the pictures are from 2003. "The pictures are three years old and we have asked the Sun to correct it," said Paddy Haverson, Prince Charles' communications secretary.