Kanye Finds His Golddigger
By PopCultureWhore

Grammy winning rapper Kanye West will have someone with whom to share his Louis Vuitton luggage. He is engaged to a woman named Alexis, whose last name and occupation was not known to People magazine. I don’t know what she did in the past, but now I imagine her title will be professional shopper and lie-about. I give this about two years, but if Kanye is still hanging out with Jamie Foxx, I give it about two weeks. I was watching The Simpsons last night and it was the one where Bart and Lisa get a glimpse into their future. “Marriage is a two-year commitment,” says the girl Bart has just proposed to. I’m thinking Hollywood feels the same way.

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