Monday, August 14, 2006

Dr. Phil Secures His Dynasty
By PopCultureWhore

Jay McGraw, son of Dr. Phil, married Playboy playmate Erica Dahm this weekend in a pairing that is destined to join a string of successful playmate-pseudo celebrity matches. Let’s see, there’s Jenny McCarthy, Donna D’Errico, Carmen Electra, Nikki Ziering … Um. Well, good luck nonetheless. I wonder if Robin, Dr. Phil’s wife, has pulled Erica aside to share all her Stepford Wife ways. This woman is seriously in the audience of Dr. Phil’s show every day, giving coy little smiles when Dr. Phil talks sarcastically about his wife always being right. She’s occasionally pulled on stage to dispense advice about moisturizer and how to raise strapping young boys (shirts must be worn in the kitchen?). I assume she hands out homemade muffins and nuggets of inspiration during commercial breaks. There was some talk about Dr. Phil mentor Oprah being absent from Jay’s wedding. Uh, duh. If you were Oprah, would you take time out of your schedule to hang out with Dr. Phil’s dumbass son and her new soft porn wife? I don’t think so.

Click HERE for a NSFW glimpse of Erica and her sisterly pride ...

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