Don't Touch the Talent!
David and Victoria Beckham might be the next celebrities to be in the presence of the alien child, Suri Cruise. They’ve reportedly been issued an invitation to view the baby, but were instructed not to touch her or do any baby talk in her presence. This is probably bullshit, but I’ll continue the madness. X17 psychos were hovering over the Cruise abode earlier today and claim to have captured shots of Suri through the window. I guess that could be a baby, but it could also be a pile of sticks on a blanket.
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